Women: Does size matter?

[Hypersonic]

My sex life sucks since I am an "above average" man but I don't understand the recent reports that size does matter for some women so I'm curious what you guys think.

 

[Aunt Spiker]

Size does matter to me. Not too much, not too little. If you're too much - I'm sorry, I actually feel a bit bad for you. At least the guys with too little can still get the whole....whatever.

 

[Grand Mal]

My sex life sucks since I am an "above average" man but I don't understand the recent reports that size does matter for some women so I'm curious what you guys think.

Read your post out loud to yourself when you proofread ( you do proofread, right?).

 

[TheDemSocialist]

You are above average and that causes your sex life to suck? Im in the same position and mine doesnt suck.. I think its more than your "size"..

 

[sangha]

 

[Hypersonic]

You are above average and that causes your sex life to suck? Im in the same position and mine doesnt suck.. I think its more than your "size"..

I wasn't trying to be too graphic but when you buy different bed sheets every other day or when people tell you it hurts too much then what do you think?

 

[Hypersonic]

Size does matter to me. Not too much, not too little. If you're too much - I'm sorry, I actually feel a bit bad for you. At least the guys with too little can still get the whole....whatever.

Yeah. I mean there are women who are loosey goosey and so for them its not a problem. I just hear women say "oh size doesn't matter" but then if I come along its like "um hell no I am not putting that in there" I mean yeah its cool to be Dirk Diggler but I'm like everyone else, I want to have passionate sex and I can't.

 

[TheDemSocialist]

I wasn't trying to be too graphic but when you buy different bed sheets every other day or when people tell you it hurts too much then what do you think?

I think you need to "loosen up" your partner more. Try more foreplay, experiment more. More "fingers", toys, etc.

 

[Lutherf]

My sex life sucks since I am an "above average" man but I don't understand the recent reports that size does matter for some women so I'm curious what you guys think.

Put on a little weight. It will look smaller.

 

[Van Basten]

Put on a little weight. It will look smaller.

Case closed. :lol:

 

[Gathomas88]

I'm not huge or anything - just a little above average - but I can't say that I've ever heard any serious complaints from women one way or the other.

I've occasionally had partners experience pain during the act (I assume because I probably hit the cervix), but it's never been anything show stopping, and it isn't even really a regular occurrence. I just slow down a bit, or let them get on top, and the problem more or less solves itself. :shrug:

 

[Rainman05]

Unless you have an asian penis, the g-spot is within reach. All you need is to improve your technique and your durability.
I'm average and I only had 1 complaint from 1 girl, early on in my sex life, that I didn't spend enough time on foreplay. And since I fixed that, no other complaint ever.

 

[Hypersonic]

Put on a little weight. It will look smaller.

I am 6'0 and a muscular 225lbs....Do you suggest I stop lifting weights and gain a gut?

 

[Hypersonic]

I'm not huge or anything - just a little above average - but I can't say that I've ever heard any serious complaints from women one way or the other.

I've occasionally had partners experience pain during the act (I assume because I probably hit the cervix), but it's never been anything show stopping, and it isn't even really a regular occurrence. I just slow down a bit, or let them get on top, and the problem more or less solves itself. :shrug:

That's the point I do both. I just don't touch the cervix I am "knee deep"

 

[Aunt Spiker]

I am 6'0 and a muscular 225lbs....Do you suggest I stop lifting weights and gain a gut?

Oh dear god . . . no, no no - don't do that.

Nuh unh, don't do that.

 

[onlinebiker]

The solution, in as delicate of term as possible.

Let her on top.

It's always worked for me.


:mrgreen:

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

I wasn't trying to be too graphic but when you buy different bed sheets every other day or when people tell you it hurts too much then what do you think?

I think you need to spend more time on foreplay. A woman's body adjusts to size, but if you rush things...there will be pain.

 

[Risky Thicket]

I'm not huge or anything - just a little above average - but I can't say that I've ever heard any serious complaints from women one way or the other.

I've occasionally had partners experience pain during the act (I assume because I probably hit the cervix), but it's never been anything show stopping, and it isn't even really a regular occurrence. I just slow down a bit, or let them get on top, and the problem more or less solves itself. :shrug:

GaThomas: Just say the safe word "sassafras" if it hurts or if it is too deep and I'll stop immediately.

Compliant and unsuspecting female partner: Mmmmffft. MMMMMFFFTTT. Mmmmwhaaawaaammmmmmm!

GaThomas: Me too baby. I knew you would love chugging the monster.

Compliant and unsuspecting female partner: Melfff, MELFFF, MELFFF!

 

[Gathomas88]

GaThomas: Just say the safe word "sassafras" if it hurts or if it is too deep and I'll stop immediately.

Compliant and unsuspecting female partner: Mmmmffft. MMMMMFFFTTT. Mmmmwhaaawaaammmmmmm!

GaThomas: Me too baby. I knew you would love chugging the monster.

Compliant and unsuspecting female partner: Melfff, MELFFF, MELFFF!

Good old gags. They do come in rather handy sometimes, don't they?

A little bit of rope honestly doesn't hurt every now and then either. Well... Not me, anyway. :mrgreen:

 

[Risky Thicket]

Good old gags. They do come in rather handy sometimes, don't they?

A little bit of rope honestly doesn't hurt every now and then either. Well... Not me, anyway. :mrgreen:

Actually, I think that is the Tigger Foreplay Method.

 

[Gathomas88]

Actually, I think that is the Tigger Foreplay Method.

Pff... Any self-respecting traditionalist worth his salt could tell you that "foreplay" is a lie invented by the devil worshipping San Francisco hippie queers and slimy Kenyan communists that dates back no later than the mid 1960s.

The only proper way of entering a woman's lady parts is from behind, with a good running start, while she is still completely unaroused, and preferably unaware that you are coming. It is also customary that one forgo bathing for at least two weeks prior to the mating and scream the sacred name of "AMURIKA" at the top of their lungs in tandem with the act, so as to further accentuate the reality warping manliness of their pelvis shattering "Freedom Thrusts" (TM*).

Verily, I can think of no other method more solemn or dignified.

 

[Risky Thicket]

Pff... Any self-respecting traditionalist worth his salt could tell you that "foreplay" is a lie invented by the devil worshipping San Francisco hippie queers and slimy Kenyan communists that dates back no later than the mid 1960s.

The only proper way of entering a woman's lady parts is from behind, with a good running start, while she is still completely unaroused, and preferably unaware that you are coming. It is also customary that one forgo bathing for at least two weeks prior to the mating and scream the sacred name of "AMURIKA" at the top of their lungs in tandem with the act, so as to further accentuate the reality warping manliness of their pelvis shattering "Freedom Thrusts" (TM*).

Verily, I can think of no other method more solemn or dignified. View attachment 67152254

Freedom thrusts!!! :2rofll:

I think I see the idea. Like when they are bending over picking up your dirty socks off the living floor or when they're bending over feeding the dogs. That's a hell of an idea GaThomas. My wife is in Chicago right now, but before she gets back Imma throw socks on the floor and maybe some shirts. Wimmens love surprises!

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Freedom thrusts!!! :2rofll:

I think I see the idea. Like when they are bending over picking up your dirty socks off the living floor or when they're bending over feeding the dogs. That's a hell of an idea GaThomas. My wife is in Chicago right now, but before she gets back Imma throw socks on the floor and maybe some shirts. Wimmens love surprises!

Heh. You'd better hope she doesn't bring home a souvenir from Chi town... like a strap on.

It may be YOUR surprise when you're picking up your own socks!

 

[Gathomas88]

Freedom thrusts!!! :2rofll:

I think I see the idea. Like when they are bending over picking up your dirty socks off the living floor or when they're bending over feeding the dogs. That's a hell of an idea GaThomas. My wife is in Chicago right now, but before she gets back Imma throw socks on the floor and maybe some shirts. Wimmens love surprises!

Just remember, it's not technically rape so long as you shout "Surprise!" first. :thumbs:

 

[Risky Thicket]

Heh. You'd better hope she doesn't bring home a souvenir from Chi town... like a strap on.

It may be YOUR surprise when you're picking up your own socks!

Risky don't like nothing up the butt.