Pff... Any self-respecting traditionalist worth his salt could tell you that "foreplay" is a lie invented by the devil worshipping San Francisco hippie queers and slimy Kenyan communists that dates back no later than the mid 1960s.
The only
proper way of entering a woman's lady parts is from behind, with a good running start, while she is still completely unaroused, and preferably unaware that you are coming. It is also customary that one forgo bathing for at least two weeks prior to the mating and scream the sacred name of
"AMURIKA" at the top of their lungs in tandem with the act, so as to further accentuate the reality warping manliness of their pelvis shattering
"Freedom Thrusts" (TM*).
Verily, I can think of no other method more solemn or dignified.
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