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Ivan the Terrible (YOUR MASTER) has arrived.
Ivan The Terrible said:Ivan the Terrible (YOUR MASTER) has arrived.
Ummm...........okay. How are you, Master?
Ivan The Terrible said:Good evening aps,
Fine mortal.... You are right to fear me. For your kindness I shall forgive you of your crimes. (This time) :censored
Ivan The Terrible said:Ivan the Terrible (YOUR MASTER) has arrived.
Good day Master Ivan. Your presence brings me much joy!
Ivan The Terrible said:Ivan the Terrible (YOUR MASTER) has arrived.
Then debate instead of only giving yourself an announcement!
My life is yours to command.
That's good because I got lots of crimes that need forgiving. I thank you for your willingness to forgive me.
Sorry, Master. I did not realise who you were at first. It is most regretful. I apologise. I repent my wrongful ways. I shall give my current life to yours, and become your acolyte. Master.
Hello again, My Lord,
I can see you are starting to aquire acolytes in your clique (the very clique I dare not say the name). I am independent, but I lean a bit towards conservatism. Will you require me to give up my ways?
Ivan The Terrible said:Very well. You shall recive forgiveness for your transgressions.
Ivan The Terrible said:aPs,
Yes... Your crime of being a democrat. Give up your ignorant liberal ways and be my acolyte!
I should have known you were a republican when you called yourself our Master.
Ivan The Terrible said:aps,
How dare you confuse me with that blubbering idoit Gerorge W. Bush! Repent! This the second time I've had to tell you this. There will not be a third!
Oh, I can tell I am going to like you. Please forgive me, Master.
jallman said:Oh dear...this is like teacher lite. All the conceit and half the wit. This should be interesting when they meet.
galenrox said:GALEN RULES, EVERYONE ELSE DROOLS!
Oh dear...this is like teacher lite.
All the conceit and half the wit.
hahahahah.
I'm picturing the simpsons comic book guy typing out to himself while saying it in a deep voice.
"you are forgiven.....for nowwww......... What, mom? I told you not to bother me when I'm in my Fortress of Solitude!.....Yes, I made my bed. Alright, I'll be up for dinner in a second...once i finish commanding my acolytes...."
Welcome to the forum Ivan.
GALEN RULES, EVERYONE ELSE DROOLS!
Ivan The Terrible said:jailman,
It's seems the confinds of jail has taught you nothing.
It also seems that "godly" intelligence hasnt lent you the ability to read. its jaLLman...no "i"...just two L's. see you around the forums.
Ivan The Terrible said:jailman,
What the **** is a "jallman"? I was trying to correct your foolish error. I see your lack of mental skills know no bounds.