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Ivan the Terrible (YOUR MASTER) has arrived.
Ummm...........okay. :afraid: How are you, Master?Ivan The Terrible said:Ivan the Terrible (YOUR MASTER) has arrived.
Fine mortal.... You are right to fear me. For your kindness I shall forgive you of your crimes. (This time) :censoredUmmm...........okay. How are you, Master?
That's good because I got lots of crimes that need forgiving. I thank you for your willingness to forgive me. :joke:Ivan The Terrible said:Good evening aps,
Fine mortal.... You are right to fear me. For your kindness I shall forgive you of your crimes. (This time) :censored
Ivan The Terrible said:Ivan the Terrible (YOUR MASTER) has arrived.
As it should...Good day Master Ivan. Your presence brings me much joy!
My life is yours to command.:surrender :afraid:Ivan The Terrible said:Ivan the Terrible (YOUR MASTER) has arrived.
What the ****? Do you now expect forgiveness?! I look forward to the time you, I, and the Sacred Silence meet! What a day indeed.Then debate instead of only giving yourself an announcement!
Than give up your foolish communist ways and be my acolyte.My life is yours to command.
That's good because I got lots of crimes that need forgiving. I thank you for your willingness to forgive me.
Very well. You shall recive forgiveness for your transgressions.Sorry, Master. I did not realise who you were at first. It is most regretful. I apologise. I repent my wrongful ways. I shall give my current life to yours, and become your acolyte. Master.
Do you, a mer human, think that your political lean is any better than they?! Bow your head in shame! Repent! Give up your silly conservatism and be my acolyte!Hello again, My Lord,
I can see you are starting to aquire acolytes in your clique (the very clique I dare not say the name). I am independent, but I lean a bit towards conservatism. Will you require me to give up my ways?
Thank you, oh most kind Master. I shan't ever do it again.Ivan The Terrible said:Very well. You shall recive forgiveness for your transgressions.
LOL You are hilarious! :2funny:Ivan The Terrible said:aPs,
Yes... Your crime of being a democrat. Give up your ignorant liberal ways and be my acolyte!
How dare you confuse me with that blubbering idoit Gerorge W. Bush! Repent! This the second time I've had to tell you this. There will not be a third!I should have known you were a republican when you called yourself our Master.
Oh, I can tell I am going to like you.Ivan The Terrible said:aps,
How dare you confuse me with that blubbering idoit Gerorge W. Bush! Repent! This the second time I've had to tell you this. There will not be a third!
My forgiveness is wareing thin. You are forgiven. (For now)Oh, I can tell I am going to like you. Please forgive me, Master.
hahahahah.jallman said:Oh dear...this is like teacher lite. All the conceit and half the wit. This should be interesting when they meet.
Galen... How dare you say that to the God of War!:lol:galenrox said:GALEN RULES, EVERYONE ELSE DROOLS!
Who is this "teacher"?Oh dear...this is like teacher lite.
You compare me, The God of War, to a mer man?! How ignorant of you! I look forward to seeing you in the other threads human. The Sacred Silence shall rend you asunder.All the conceit and half the wit.
I don't see **** funny.hahahahah.
What the **** are you blabbering about? It appers you do not understand the magnitude of whom you are dealing with. You are suck in your fairy tale world of elephants and donkeys. Your eyes are not yet open to the truth. The Sacred Silence shall free you of your pain. Soon...I'm picturing the simpsons comic book guy typing out to himself while saying it in a deep voice.
"you are forgiven.....for nowwww......... What, mom? I told you not to bother me when I'm in my Fortress of Solitude!.....Yes, I made my bed. Alright, I'll be up for dinner in a second...once i finish commanding my acolytes...."
That's ]Ivan the Terrible to you human.Welcome to the forum Ivan.
I have read your post. You are the pot smoking masturbator are you not? Fool! You rule nothing peasant! Downcast your face in shame! For you are unwerthey of being my acolyte. The path of greatness is paved with worship and sacifice. Not palm sex and weed.GALEN RULES, EVERYONE ELSE DROOLS!
It also seems that "godly" intelligence hasnt lent you the ability to read. its jaLLman...no "i"...just two L's. see you around the forums.Ivan The Terrible said:jailman,
It's seems the confinds of jail has taught you nothing.
What the **** is a "jallman"? I was trying to correct your foolish error. I see your lack of mental skills know no bounds.It also seems that "godly" intelligence hasnt lent you the ability to read. its jaLLman...no "i"...just two L's. see you around the forums.
:rofl That would be j as in first initial standing for Joseph and Allman being the last name. You know, most of us dont feel the need to take on silly D&D type personas when we debateIvan The Terrible said:jailman,
What the **** is a "jallman"? I was trying to correct your foolish error. I see your lack of mental skills know no bounds.