Class in session.
Since jallman is apparently asleep at the wheel, I shall address Ivan the eee
directly. I feel no contempt for you. Rather, disappointment. You brought to DP a fresh idea, a clever schtick, a unique persona, only to blow it in record time. You could have parleyed this M.O. into a grand following with the accompanying detractors had you brought some substance with your attitude. We have plenty of robots marching lock step with the party line on this site. You could have created your own certain niche hear at DP, adding to the diversity of characters, which is what makes this site different, and better IMO, than others I've seen.
How great it would have been to see, Ivan the eee has entered the debate, then to watch you shred someone with facts, logic, and humor, all while playing your "master" role to the upmost, and then exit with Ivan the eee has left the debate. But nooooo, It's, Ivan the eee has entered the debate, I'm Ivan the eee and you are wrong because I'm Ivan the eee and you just have not realized that I'm Ivan the eee, Ivan the eee has left the debate. See the difference?
Ivan the eee, you have illustrated nicely that being truly annoying is the work of adults, not the hobby of a Oliphant intern wannabe. I'm sure cruising around Coconut Creek with your arm out the car window trying to make your bicep look bigger to impress the high school girls is good in your "big fish, little pond" world, but this is international league here junior. Your homework? Go find a thread you're passionate about. Research the facts on it. Find someone you disagree with, slam them hard with truth, facts, logic and humor using your M.O. Then report back to me. Like I said Ivan the eee, I'm pulling for you, really. I'm teacher, of the colossal brain. We won't even get into the whole "who's master" thing.
Class dismissed.
See how it's done? Now print this post out, tape it to the wall in your Moms kitchen between the Ivan the eee is this tall on this day's progress chart and the Ivan the eee's handprint fingerpaint Mother's day present stuck to the fridge with magnets. Read it often.