Hypersonic
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My sex life sucks since I am an "above average" man but I don't understand the recent reports that size does matter for some women so I'm curious what you guys think.
You are above average and that causes your sex life to suck? Im in the same position and mine doesnt suck.. I think its more than your "size"..
Size does matter to me. Not too much, not too little. If you're too much - I'm sorry, I actually feel a bit bad for you. At least the guys with too little can still get the whole....whatever.
I wasn't trying to be too graphic but when you buy different bed sheets every other day or when people tell you it hurts too much then what do you think?
My sex life sucks since I am an "above average" man but I don't understand the recent reports that size does matter for some women so I'm curious what you guys think.
Put on a little weight. It will look smaller.
Put on a little weight. It will look smaller.
I'm not huge or anything - just a little above average - but I can't say that I've ever heard any serious complaints from women one way or the other.
I've occasionally had partners experience pain during the act (I assume because I probably hit the cervix), but it's never been anything show stopping, and it isn't even really a regular occurrence. I just slow down a bit, or let them get on top, and the problem more or less solves itself. :shrug:
I am 6'0 and a muscular 225lbs....Do you suggest I stop lifting weights and gain a gut?
I wasn't trying to be too graphic but when you buy different bed sheets every other day or when people tell you it hurts too much then what do you think?
I'm not huge or anything - just a little above average - but I can't say that I've ever heard any serious complaints from women one way or the other.
I've occasionally had partners experience pain during the act (I assume because I probably hit the cervix), but it's never been anything show stopping, and it isn't even really a regular occurrence. I just slow down a bit, or let them get on top, and the problem more or less solves itself. :shrug:
GaThomas: Just say the safe word "sassafras" if it hurts or if it is too deep and I'll stop immediately.
Compliant and unsuspecting female partner: Mmmmffft. MMMMMFFFTTT. Mmmmwhaaawaaammmmmmm!
GaThomas: Me too baby. I knew you would love chugging the monster.
Compliant and unsuspecting female partner: Melfff, MELFFF, MELFFF!
Good old gags. They do come in rather handy sometimes, don't they?
A little bit of rope honestly doesn't hurt every now and then either. Well... Not me, anyway. :mrgreen:
Actually, I think that is the Tigger Foreplay Method.
Pff... Any self-respecting traditionalist worth his salt could tell you that "foreplay" is a lie invented by the devil worshipping San Francisco hippie queers and slimy Kenyan communists that dates back no later than the mid 1960s.
The only proper way of entering a woman's lady parts is from behind, with a good running start, while she is still completely unaroused, and preferably unaware that you are coming. It is also customary that one forgo bathing for at least two weeks prior to the mating and scream the sacred name of "AMURIKA" at the top of their lungs in tandem with the act, so as to further accentuate the reality warping manliness of their pelvis shattering "Freedom Thrusts" (TM*).
Verily, I can think of no other method more solemn or dignified. View attachment 67152254
Freedom thrusts!!! :2rofll:
I think I see the idea. Like when they are bending over picking up your dirty socks off the living floor or when they're bending over feeding the dogs. That's a hell of an idea GaThomas. My wife is in Chicago right now, but before she gets back Imma throw socks on the floor and maybe some shirts. Wimmens love surprises!
Freedom thrusts!!! :2rofll:
I think I see the idea. Like when they are bending over picking up your dirty socks off the living floor or when they're bending over feeding the dogs. That's a hell of an idea GaThomas. My wife is in Chicago right now, but before she gets back Imma throw socks on the floor and maybe some shirts. Wimmens love surprises!
Heh. You'd better hope she doesn't bring home a souvenir from Chi town... like a strap on.
It may be YOUR surprise when you're picking up your own socks!
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