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"If my vagina was a gun...."

Josie said:
Wife: "What do you want to do tonight, babe?"

Hubby: "Let's go to the shooting range!!!"

Wife: "Nah, I have a headache."
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Josie...don't know about anybody else...but given the topic... this is pretty funny...
 
There once were vaginas from Texas
Which declared abortion law baseless
But when time came for service
With naught but empty purses
They cried to the state, "Serve our sexes!"
 
Can you imagine how different movies would be?

Saving Private Ryan....Terminator....Gettysburg...
 
Vaginas don't kill people ....
 
"If My Dick Was a Gun"
By: Captain America


Nevermind. I got nothing. I just wanted to type, "If my dick was a gun," on the internet.
 
If her vagina was a cat then she'd be a wussy .... DOH!
 
Josie said:
‘If my vagina was a gun’: Abortion rights supporter waxes poetic in Texas | Twitchy

The poem, by Katie Heim, was a hit with opponents of any abortion restrictions and has been reblogged extensively:
If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care,
You wouldn’t spill all its secrets because, well, why go there.
If my vagina was a gun, you’d say what it holds is private
From cold dead hands we could pry, you surely would riot.
If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.
If my vagina was a gun, I could bypass security,
concealed carry laws would ensure I’d have impunity.
If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you,
I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.
But my vagina is not a gun, it is a mightier thing,
With a voice that rings true making lawmakers’ ears ring.
Vaginas are not delicate, they are muscular and magic,
So stop messing with mine, with legislation that’s tragic.
My vagina’s here to demand from the source,
Listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.

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She didn't think this through .....

Katie, if you're vagina was a gun, you would be advocating for their banning.

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If I met a woman with a vagina gun I don't think there'd be enough therapy in the world to help me cope with that horror.
 
Josie said:
Vaginas don't kill people ....
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Au contraire sweet mademoiselle.

I submit that many a man throughout the annals of history has lost their life to the almighty vagina.

Probably second only to guns. Or money.
 
All men would be advocating for open carry laws....
 
If vaginas WERE guns I bet you'd see a lot more open carry states and less restriction as to where you could or could not conceal.
 
Guns don't kill people, vaginas kill people.
 
If the vagina was a gun than a penis would have to be a ramrod..
 
Many public places would vagina-free zones. So much for feminism, eh?
 
Josie said:
Can you imagine how different movies would be?

Saving Private Ryan....Terminator....Gettysburg...
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Or Leslie Nielsen's big comedies
 
ecofarm said:
Guns don't kill people, vaginas kill people.
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There used to be a hotdog vendor who would sell his wares right outside the Hamilton Country Courthouse. He had a shirt that on one side side CRACK KILLS

the other side had a cartoon of a huge fat woman with some guy's feet hanging out of her snatch!
 
Obama's coming for your vaginas!
Obama's coming for your vaginas! :shock:
 
Nope. There are more places where you can open-carry your guns than there are places you can open-carry your vagina.

Strange, isn't it. Half the population has them but they are always concealed, dammit.


Captain America said:
If vaginas WERE guns I bet you'd see a lot more open carry states and less restriction as to where you could or could not conceal.
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..........feminists would have written the "gun monologues"
 
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