• This is a political forum that is non-biased/non-partisan and treats every person's position on topics equally. This debate forum is not aligned to any political party. In today's politics, many ideas are split between and even within all the political parties. Often we find ourselves agreeing on one platform but some topics break our mold. We are here to discuss them in a civil political debate. If this is your first visit to our political forums, be sure to check out the RULES. Registering for debate politics is necessary before posting. Register today to participate - it's free!

"If my vagina was a gun...."

John Wilkes Booth had a secret that was exposed the night he killed Lincoln with his vagina.
 
John Wilkes Booth had a secret that was exposed the night he killed Lincoln with his vagina.

many powerful leaders were done in by "*****"
 
I never forgave him for doing that to a perfectly good cigar.

Gennifer Flowers was subpoenaed by Ken Starr's grand jury and the prosecutor asked her if she was familiar with Monica's story.

She said YES

The prosecutor said how similar was her affair with Monica's

She said

CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR!!
 
America was built on God, vaginas, guts and glory.

John-Wayne-9525664-1-402.jpg
 
Gynecologist: "Okay, let's take a peek down here....whooooa! An AR-15! Nice!"

"Hmm, a snub-nose 38, not bad."

"Whoa, lady, is that a target barrel?"
 
A Woman's Vagina Creed:

This is my Vagina. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My vagina is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My vagina, without me, is useless. Without my vagina, I am useless. I must climax with vagina true. I must have multiple orgasims than the whore down the street who is trying to screw my partner.

I must climax before my man shoots his wad. I will...

My vagina and I know that what counts in bed is not the number of orgasims we have, the noise , nor the whoopie we make. We know that it is the intensity of the orgasim that count. We will cum...

My vagina is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a sister. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its G-spot,

I will keep my vagina clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My vagina and I are the bearers of life of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but piece !


( The above is the politically correct version of The Rifleman's Creed (also known as My Rifle and The Creed of the United States Marine) is a part of basic United States Marine Corps doctrine. Major General William H. Rupertus wrote it during World War II, probably in 1941.)
 
She didn't think this through .....

Katie, if you're vagina was a gun, you would be advocating for their banning.

[/INDENT]

Just curious, because I don't know this girl, but has she ever publicly advocated for banning guns? A source please?

And yes, sounds like a pretty terrible poem.
 
‘If my vagina was a gun’: Abortion rights supporter waxes poetic in Texas | Twitchy

The poem, by Katie Heim, was a hit with opponents of any abortion restrictions and has been reblogged extensively:
If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care,
You wouldn’t spill all its secrets because, well, why go there.
If my vagina was a gun, you’d say what it holds is private
From cold dead hands we could pry, you surely would riot.
If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.
If my vagina was a gun, I could bypass security,
concealed carry laws would ensure I’d have impunity.
If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you,
I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.
But my vagina is not a gun, it is a mightier thing,
With a voice that rings true making lawmakers’ ears ring.
Vaginas are not delicate, they are muscular and magic,
So stop messing with mine, with legislation that’s tragic.
My vagina’s here to demand from the source,
Listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

She didn't think this through .....

Katie, if you're vagina was a gun, you would be advocating for their banning.


The logic of an idiot.
 
‘If my vagina was a gun’: Abortion rights supporter waxes poetic in Texas | Twitchy

The poem, by Katie Heim, was a hit with opponents of any abortion restrictions and has been reblogged extensively:
If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care,
You wouldn’t spill all its secrets because, well, why go there.
If my vagina was a gun, you’d say what it holds is private
From cold dead hands we could pry, you surely would riot.
If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.
If my vagina was a gun, I could bypass security,
concealed carry laws would ensure I’d have impunity.
If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you,
I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.
But my vagina is not a gun, it is a mightier thing,
With a voice that rings true making lawmakers’ ears ring.
Vaginas are not delicate, they are muscular and magic,
So stop messing with mine, with legislation that’s tragic.
My vagina’s here to demand from the source,
Listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------

She didn't think this through .....

Katie, if you're vagina was a gun, you would be advocating for their banning.


Why spoil such a wonderful poem?
 
Maybe it's the movies, maybe it's the books
Maybe it's the bullets, maybe it's the real crooks
Maybe it's the drugs, maybe it's the parents
Maybe it's the colors everybody's wearin
Maybe it's the President, maybe it's the last one
Maybe it's the one before that, what he done
Maybe it's the high schools, maybe it's the teachers
Maybe it's the tattooed children in the bleachers
Maybe it's the Bible, maybe it's the lack
Maybe it's the music, maybe it's the crack
Maybe it's the hairdos, maybe it's the TV
Maybe it's the cigarettes, maybe it's the family
Maybe it's the fast food, maybe it's the news
Maybe it's divorce, maybe it's abuse
Maybe it's the lawyers, maybe it's the prisons
Maybe it's the Senators, maybe it's the system
Maybe it's the fathers, maybe it's the sons
Maybe it's the sisters, maybe it's the moms
Maybe it's the radio, maybe it's road rage
Maybe El Nino, or UV rays
Maybe it's the army, maybe it's the liquor
Maybe it's the papers, maybe the militia
Maybe it's the athletes, maybe it's the ads
Maybe it's the sports fans, maybe it's a fad
Maybe it's the magazines, maybe it's the internet
Maybe it's the lottery, maybe it's the immigrants
Maybe it's taxes, big business
Maybe it's the KKK and the skinheads
Maybe it's the communists, maybe it's the Catholics
Maybe it's the hippies, maybe it's the addicts
Maybe it's the art, maybe it's the sex
Maybe it's the homeless, maybe it's the banks
Maybe it's the clearcut, maybe it's the ozone
Maybe it's the chemicals, maybe it's the car phones
Maybe it's the fertilizer, maybe it's the nose rings
Maybe it's the end, but I know one thing.
If it were up to me, I'd take away the vaginas.
 
Wow! Amazing! That a girl!

There is nothing amazing about it. Women pull that stupid crap all the time. All you have to do is ride it out and use the time to work out or do something else. If she is wise she will learn in time it's only self defeating.
 
Now there are new meanings for accidental discharge and failure to feed.
 
This poem totally reminds me of this onion article from way back in the day:

U.S. Out Of My Uterus vs. We Must Deploy Troops To Jessica Linden's Uterus Immediately | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

To protect America's interests, it is sometimes necessary to mobilize and deploy a military force. We now stand on the brink of such a time.

The tactical importance of Jessica Linden's uterus to national security is twofold: First, with its rich, fertile walls, this uterus is a vital source of future Americans. Second, the uterus is situated in an extremely strategic location, leaving it vulnerable to a hostile foreign power. This uterus must be given top priority by the Pentagon. Establishing a strong U.S. military presence in Jessica Linden's uterine region is by far the most sensible course of action.

I propose that four U.S. Army divisions be deployed to Jessica Linden's uterus no later than midnight Friday. Once there, a reconnaissance force of 200 men will be stationed on her cervical perimeter, denying entrance to any unauthorized personnel or equipment. Another two battalions will be stationed inside the uterus itself, where they will set up camp and, if necessary, conduct armed patrols in force.
 
You guys want some?! Well you are gonna have to leave them be like I do!

Or else, "staaaaaaaaaaaarveee"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG5ec92GMvo

I already told you how to beat the game. Like I said I week ago, it runs on the assumption that the man will buckle and do whatever she wants. If he simply uses his time for other things the game will end on it's own. There is no reason to do as she wants when she is playing a game that is self defeating.
 
politics is a ****ty reason to ruin a relationship....

I'm shocked. Back in the late 1960s, leftist guys could discriminate against women in the anti-war movement, etc., expecting them to be gofers for coffee and sandwich makers instead of letting them have serious roles, and tended to put off feminist concerns as somehow lesser ones, while rightist guys treated you well because they could point their discrimination against people of a different race or lower economic class. The political ***tiness of lots of guys left and right motivated the spread and transformation of the women's liberation movement into a well-supported success - because so many guys political failings made them not worth kissing passionately.

I guess in those days women had more discriminating taste in men.
 
I already told you how to beat the game. Like I said I week ago, it runs on the assumption that the man will buckle and do whatever she wants. If he simply uses his time for other things the game will end on it's own. There is no reason to do as she wants when she is playing a game that is self defeating.

How is this self-defeating for her? She can put her time into her education and career and end up with a better guy.
 
Back
Top Bottom