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wrong president-you are thinking of clinton
I never forgave him for doing that to a perfectly good cigar.
wrong president-you are thinking of clinton
..........feminists would have written the "gun monologues"
John Wilkes Booth had a secret that was exposed the night he killed Lincoln with his vagina.
I never forgave him for doing that to a perfectly good cigar.
Gynecologist: "Okay, let's take a peek down here....whooooa! An AR-15! Nice!"
She didn't think this through .....
Katie, if you're vagina was a gun, you would be advocating for their banning.
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‘If my vagina was a gun’: Abortion rights supporter waxes poetic in Texas | Twitchy
The poem, by Katie Heim, was a hit with opponents of any abortion restrictions and has been reblogged extensively:
If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care,
You wouldn’t spill all its secrets because, well, why go there.
If my vagina was a gun, you’d say what it holds is private
From cold dead hands we could pry, you surely would riot.
If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.
If my vagina was a gun, I could bypass security,
concealed carry laws would ensure I’d have impunity.
If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you,
I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.
But my vagina is not a gun, it is a mightier thing,
With a voice that rings true making lawmakers’ ears ring.
Vaginas are not delicate, they are muscular and magic,
So stop messing with mine, with legislation that’s tragic.
My vagina’s here to demand from the source,
Listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.
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She didn't think this through .....
Katie, if you're vagina was a gun, you would be advocating for their banning.
‘If my vagina was a gun’: Abortion rights supporter waxes poetic in Texas | Twitchy
The poem, by Katie Heim, was a hit with opponents of any abortion restrictions and has been reblogged extensively:
If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care,
You wouldn’t spill all its secrets because, well, why go there.
If my vagina was a gun, you’d say what it holds is private
From cold dead hands we could pry, you surely would riot.
If my vagina was a gun, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.
If my vagina was a gun, I could bypass security,
concealed carry laws would ensure I’d have impunity.
If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you,
I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.
But my vagina is not a gun, it is a mightier thing,
With a voice that rings true making lawmakers’ ears ring.
Vaginas are not delicate, they are muscular and magic,
So stop messing with mine, with legislation that’s tragic.
My vagina’s here to demand from the source,
Listen to the voices of thousands or feel their full force.
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She didn't think this through .....
Katie, if you're vagina was a gun, you would be advocating for their banning.
Laugh as you please, little ones, but the woman in this link knows that a vagina is a weapon of a peculiar kind: Vivian Norris: Texas Women: Stop Having Sex With Men Who Vote Against Your Best Interests
Laugh as you please, little ones, but the woman in this link knows that a vagina is a weapon of a peculiar kind: Vivian Norris: Texas Women: Stop Having Sex With Men Who Vote Against Your Best Interests
Wow! Amazing! That a girl!
Wow! Amazing! That a girl!
politics is a ****ty reason to ruin a relationship....
There is nothing amazing about it. Women pull that stupid crap all the time. All you have to do is ride it out and use the time to work out or do something else. If she is wise she will learn in time it's only self defeating.
To protect America's interests, it is sometimes necessary to mobilize and deploy a military force. We now stand on the brink of such a time.
The tactical importance of Jessica Linden's uterus to national security is twofold: First, with its rich, fertile walls, this uterus is a vital source of future Americans. Second, the uterus is situated in an extremely strategic location, leaving it vulnerable to a hostile foreign power. This uterus must be given top priority by the Pentagon. Establishing a strong U.S. military presence in Jessica Linden's uterine region is by far the most sensible course of action.
I propose that four U.S. Army divisions be deployed to Jessica Linden's uterus no later than midnight Friday. Once there, a reconnaissance force of 200 men will be stationed on her cervical perimeter, denying entrance to any unauthorized personnel or equipment. Another two battalions will be stationed inside the uterus itself, where they will set up camp and, if necessary, conduct armed patrols in force.
You guys want some?! Well you are gonna have to leave them be like I do!
Or else, "staaaaaaaaaaaarveee"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG5ec92GMvo
politics is a ****ty reason to ruin a relationship....
I already told you how to beat the game. Like I said I week ago, it runs on the assumption that the man will buckle and do whatever she wants. If he simply uses his time for other things the game will end on it's own. There is no reason to do as she wants when she is playing a game that is self defeating.