What would you do?

[Baralis]

What would you do if your date pukes on you during sex?

It would depend on how hot she was. If she was like Jessica Alba hot I would probably wipe it off with my hand and keep going. If she was only of average looks I would probably run to the shower while shouting a string of profanities.

 

[Muhammed]

I'm thinking the girl was really drunk. Either that or she was really horny, and that pesky old stomach flu wasn't going to get in the way of getting laid.

As for what I would do, I would sympathy vomit and then run to the shower, probably crying my eyes out.

"Sympathy vomit?" I think that is the first time I've ever heard of that term, let alone the concept.

 

[ChrisL]

If it was someone I cared about, I'd be embarrassed for them. If it was someone I didn't care about, I'd laugh at them, after I was done puking myself.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm just joking you know. I'd be absolutely horrified if anyone ever threw up on me. :shock:

 

[GottaGo]

Being that vomit is the one "bodily fluid" that literally makes me gag and wretch, I'd most likely get the hell away and run for the nearest shower. :lol:
I'm a lifelong nurse, and I can handle just about anything that gets ejected my way- mucous, urine, feces, or sweat- but vomit causes a violent reaction in me.

I have a tendency to attempt to add to the mess myself. Even when the pets do it....

 

[Superfly]

"Sympathy vomit?" I think that is the first time I've ever heard of that term, let alone the concept.

well it's that "chain reaction" that happens when one person vomits, then another person vomits, and then another..... If I even smell vomit, I lose it.

 

[zhak]

Sorry ? I don't see any details, was she Sick before Sex ,..., was she drunk from..too much drink... did she get too hot and thew up,,,, did she gag from oral sex ...........

If she is someone you care about, get over it,,,,,,,,,, I'm sure it wasn't on purpose, tho a definite turn off, if just a one nite lay, say goodbye.

 

[Risky Thicket]

well it's that "chain reaction" that happens when one person vomits, then another person vomits, and then another..... If I even smell vomit, I lose it.

Yeah, unless her puke smells like fresh mountain air, I'm gonna puke. That's a given.

 

[Fisher]

Yeah, unless her puke smells like fresh mountain air, I'm gonna puke. That's a given.

You should hang one of those pine tree car air fresheners around her neck before you start just to make sure. You can never be too safe.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

well it's that "chain reaction" that happens when one person vomits, then another person vomits, and then another..... If I even smell vomit, I lose it.

:lol: It's probably a good thing you don't work where I do.

 

[Ikari]

I would help her into the bathroom and clean up after her.

Seriously, there's another option?

Yeah, have sex in the shower.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

I'm just joking you know. I'd be absolutely horrified if anyone ever threw up on me. :shock:

I know, right? I've never heard of this happening....to this extent anyway.

 

[Aunt Spiker]

My ex use to gag whenever he'd change a dirty diaper - he was such an idiot . . . and tried to use it to get out of his fatherly duties.

Nope - nope - nope . . . learn to love it. Soon you'll be like Sir Didimous, "...The air is sweet and fragrant!"

 

[Canell]

Not recurring. It just happened recently and really grossed me out.

It depends on the circumstances. I see 3 options here:
- she was drunk
- she was sick
- hard blow job

So, what was it?

 

[Real Korimyr #9]

Yeah, have sex in the shower.

Sure, but I'm at least going to strip my sheets first.

 

[Superfly]

:lol: It's probably a good thing you don't work where I do.

I don't know what you do, but I have a good friend who works for hospice/home health, and that poor woman cleans up poop, changes the diapers of 80 year old men, cleans up old ladies' urine-soaked diapers, vomit, snot -- I'm gagging a little just thinking about it. *shudder* She only brings home $800 every two weeks. I don't think she makes enough.

 

[ChrisL]

I know, right? I've never heard of this happening....to this extent anyway.

Just one of many reasons why I don't drink very often. :mrgreen: I don't find vomiting to be very much fun, and certainly being vomited on must be worse in a lot of ways.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

I don't know what you do, but I have a good friend who works for hospice/home health, and that poor woman cleans up poop, changes the diapers of 80 year old men, cleans up old ladies' urine-soaked diapers, vomit, snot -- I'm gagging a little just thinking about it. *shudder* She only brings home $800 every two weeks. I don't think she makes enough.

I do kind if the same thing... but with adults with developmental disabilities...I manage direct care staff, but I also get my hands dirty...so to speak. Lol

 

[Gardener]

Now that you mention it, I have had women vomit at the thought of having sex with me, too.

Thankfully, they have usually been at a safe distance at the time.

 

[Superfly]

I do kind if the same thing... but with adults with developmental disabilities...I manage direct care staff, but I also get my hands dirty...so to speak. Lol

*shudder* You need a medal.

 

[Kal'Stang]

:lol:

It's something that only a mom can understand. :mrgreen:

I'm not a mom and I understand. I was a stay at home dad for 5 years.

 

[lizzie]

I'm not a mom and I understand. I was a stay at home dad for 5 years.

I wasn't speaking in gender terms, but in role terms. When my children were young, and would get sick at their stomach, it took everything I had to clean it up. I essentially took a deep breath, held it in for as long as I could, and would not look at what I was doing, except for an occasional glance.

 

[ChrisL]

I do kind if the same thing... but with adults with developmental disabilities...I manage direct care staff, but I also get my hands dirty...so to speak. Lol

That is the main reason why I chose to stick to the administrative side of medical assisting. :shock:

 

[Gipper]

I wet-farted when I masturbated once. Is that close enough?

 

[AureliaWaterman]

its time to get horny and wild....