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What would you do?

Muhammed

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What would you do if your date pukes on you during sex?
 
Being that vomit is the one "bodily fluid" that literally makes me gag and wretch, I'd most likely get the hell away and run for the nearest shower. :lol:
I'm a lifelong nurse, and I can handle just about anything that gets ejected my way- mucous, urine, feces, or sweat- but vomit causes a violent reaction in me.
 
Puke back. I have a horrible gag reflex. If I were gay, I'd have to be celibate.
 
lizzie said:
Being that vomit is the one "bodily fluid" that literally makes me gag and wretch, I'd most likely get the hell away and run for the nearest shower. :lol:
I'm a lifelong nurse, and I can handle just about anything that gets ejected my way- mucous, urine, feces, or sweat- but vomit causes a violent reaction in me.
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Lovely. :roll:

<Risky writes in journal "More reasons not to become a nurse">
 
I would help her into the bathroom and clean up after her.

Seriously, there's another option?
 
Muhammed said:
Not recurring. It just happened recently and really grossed me out.
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Wow, you are serious.

That's a new one for me. I'm with Vik. You help out and be as caring and understanding as you can. You can bet she never intended on it happening. She has to feel like hell about it. Also, don't tell your friends about it. It serves no purpose and it could/probably would get back to her. You have to know she'd like to forget about it soonest.
 
What would you say to a girl when something like that happens?

It's sort of an awkward situation, because you know she didn't do it on purpose.
 
I don't know. It wouldn't happen.

Every guy knows - if you're nailing drunk chicks, go doggy. Problem solved.
 
Viktyr Gehrig said:
I would help her into the bathroom and clean up after her.

Seriously, there's another option?
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Oh.. he was serious. I'll go with Vik's answer. Never barfed on someone during sex... that's a new one.
 
TheGirlNextDoor said:
Oh.. he was serious. I'll go with Vik's answer. Never barfed on someone during sex... that's a new one.
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I've been close . . . don't have sex when you're sick. And, I don't know - if you're going to deep throat, take it easy.
 
Date?














sex? :confused:
 
Gardener said:
Date?












sex? :confused:
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Date: doing things with someone you like - because you like them and want to spend time with them.
Sex: what you do with that someone after the date. Usually finalized by a sense of eurphoria - yet not to be confused with a concussion.
 
Aunt Spiker said:
Date: doing things with someone you like - because you like them and want to spend time with them.
Sex: what you do with that someone after the date. Usually finalized by a sense of eurphoria - yet not to be confused with a concussion.
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Seems you are resurrecting some dim memories of times I had long ago.
 
Gardener said:
Seems you are resurrecting some dim memories of times I had long ago.
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No, dear - that was called going stag and crashing the prom. That wasn't a date-date. . . that was just a thing.
 
I'm thinking the girl was really drunk. Either that or she was really horny, and that pesky old stomach flu wasn't going to get in the way of getting laid.

As for what I would do, I would sympathy vomit and then run to the shower, probably crying my eyes out.
 
Joking aside - knowing me, I'd probably be pissed because I know that everyone senses when they're going to puke. . .even the sudden bouts give you enough time to at least turn your head away.

But I'd take care of him, anyway - because that's what I goddamn do no matter what.
 
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