• This is a political forum that is non-biased/non-partisan and treats every person's position on topics equally. This debate forum is not aligned to any political party. In today's politics, many ideas are split between and even within all the political parties. Often we find ourselves agreeing on one platform but some topics break our mold. We are here to discuss them in a civil political debate. If this is your first visit to our political forums, be sure to check out the RULES. Registering for debate politics is necessary before posting. Register today to participate - it's free!
  • Welcome to our archives. No new posts are allowed here.

what is it like in your church?

Carls

Carls

Banned
Joined
Jun 5, 2011
Messages
103
Reaction score
46
Location
Ragnarök with Loki and Heimdall
Gender
Undisclosed
Political Leaning
Undisclosed
my church beleive i n baptism and real preseance of Jesus in eucharist. many people i n the church do good works in mission for people in different countrys. our ministre and elders work much in the community with groups in ministerium. my ministerium meet after service and i like this group becuase it make our faith strength with Jesus.

what i s it like in your church? :sun:
 
Carls said:
my church beleive i n baptism and real preseance of Jesus in eucharist. many people i n the church do good works in mission for people in different countrys. our ministre and elders work much in the community with groups in ministerium. my ministerium meet after service and i like this group becuase it make our faith strength with Jesus.

what i s it like in your church? :sun:
Click to expand...


My church recently spent 34 million dollars renovating itself.
 
I belong to the Trans-Dimensional Church of Eris
My Church strongly believes that we should not have strong beliefs.It teaches that eating hot dogs buns on a friday is a sin unless it leads to enlightenment,then it isn't.My Church believes that Chaos is the Underlying Source Of the Universe,That Eris,Goddess of Chaos,is The Primal Manifestation Of the Underlying Source Of the Universe,that King Kong died for our sins.

The Church of Eris also believes that we are not allowed to let THEM Immanentize the Eschaton,that We must think for ourselves and not be blind conformists,and that all members shall use the secret Discordian Numbering System,except when we don't.

We believe that all Religions are Just Aspects of Discordianism,and that Discordianism is a joke.
We use Oreo Cookies and Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer for Holy Communion.
The Church of Eris teaches that we are at War with Greyface and the Five Forces of THEM and that humour and nonsense is our best weapon against THEM.

The Church of Eris Teaches that good Discordians go to the Afterlife Party ( where the music is hot,and the buffet is all you can eat)
when they die. They stay there until it is time for reincarnation.
Bad Discordians go to the Land of Thud,a dull and very boring Place where they hang out with good christians who have died.
 
Well when i do go to church... I go to Christ Lutheran Church... And i dont know its church... Boring.. Some guy on a stage telling me that my life sucks and im living it wrong and talks about old stories and we sing songs.... Oh yea and then they ask for money... Is that not Church?
 
Gee,just because I subscribe to an Irreligion rather then an established Religion does not mean that I am trolling.

Discordianism has been an accepted belief structure since 1958-59.
Discordianism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Discordianism has it own Holy Books
The Principia Discordia:
Principia Discordia | the book of Chaos, Discord and Confusion | Fnord!

Discordians are allowed and even encouraged to write their own holy books.
Here is mine:The Book of Eris
http://www.angelfire.com/games2/benbrown/bookoferis.pdf

The Church of Eris is a congregation of one person,me.
Discordians do not need government recognition for us to worship who and how we see fit.
 
TheDemSocialist said:
Well when i do go to church... I go to Christ Lutheran Church... And i dont know its church... Boring.. Some guy on a stage telling me that my life sucks and im living it wrong and talks about old stories and we sing songs.... Oh yea and then they ask for money... Is that not Church?
Click to expand...

i g o to Suomen ev lut kirkon, it is Lutheran church also. it is not boreing place because i get invove in the church. i do this because i want to get out from life as much as possible. this i s easy thing to do in church because of the people. it is the people that are the church. if we talk abaout old stories and sing songs the church will be very boreing. we dont do this. we get in ministerium groups and then try to help each other. the guy on a stage, as you say, does not tell me that my life sucks. he tells me to live my life as good as i can. i try to do this and part of how i do this is to make my life better in my church. the guy on a stage he is also a leader of the people of my church as are elders in the church. he is a good leader and he dont forget to ask for money :cool:

this is my church :sun:
 
My church is typically my dad's living room on a Sunday when he decides to out-preach the tv preachers. Otherwise, I don't attend.
 
I went to the Unitarian Universalist church for many years in my youth, in the YRUU program. What was it like? Let's see...lost my virginity there, learned how jerk-off and where the clitoris was, made a now-infamous Gummi Bear porno, smoked a bunch of super-dank pot and became a Communist.
 
Last edited:
TheDemSocialist said:
Well when i do go to church... I go to Christ Lutheran Church... And i dont know its church... Boring.. Some guy on a stage telling me that my life sucks and im living it wrong and talks about old stories and we sing songs.... Oh yea and then they ask for money... Is that not Church?
Click to expand...

You have no business going to church. Your church is the fantasy-land you imagine, every time you re-read The Communist Manifesto.
 
Catholics like to be more quiet, a bit more strict. That doesn't preclude them from incorporating popular music style, however. I am fine with the strictness, somewhat enjoy it from time to time...a least more so than many of the other churches in the US. But then again, I read books people find boring, so I could in no way suggest it's the best.
 
Last edited:
RadicalModerate said:
I went to the Unitarian Universalist church for many years in my youth, in the YRUU program. What was it like? Let's see...lost my virginity there, learned how jerk-off and where the clitoris was, made a now-infamous Gummi Bear porno, smoked a bunch of super-dank pot and became a Communist.
Click to expand...

You could've just used the internet for most of that knowledge lol.
 
ElCid said:
You have no business going to church. Your church is the fantasy-land you imagine, every time you re-read The Communist Manifesto.
Click to expand...

I still ElCid hasn't changed during my sabbatical...still the tolerant and accepting follower of Christ he's always been.
 
Living in Wyoming, I don't get nearly as much opportunity to practice my faith with my fellows as I would otherwise prefer.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom