I really don't think McDonalds should be in the Food forum, they're two completely different subjects.
NOTE: If a mod feels this thread is inappropriate for the Food forum, and wants to send it to the basement, I can find it a happy home in the Sewer from there. :mrgreen:
I'm gettin' kinda turned on:2razz:
I really don't think McDonalds should be in the Food forum, they're two completely different subjects.
Yes, folks. This is the thread to bash McDonald's, although I have no idea why I put this in the food forum, but since there is no garbage forum.........
This thread made me think of the last time I was in a McDonalds or McDonalds drive thru. It's been so long I can't honestly remember. I'm guessing, maybe 5 years.
I love McDonalds. The only thing that pissed me off about McDonalds is the fact they changed their McNuggets from dark meat to white meat. Nothing wrong with McDonalds unless you are one of those idiots who insists on eating fast food every day and no exercise and wonder why you are fat.
I would tend to agree. As long as you don't make it the staple of your diet, having it once in a while isn't a problem.
more mcRibs for me!
I eat ramen at least 5 times every week, which causes enormous amounts of fat, but luckily, my daily exercise and the fact that my body doesn't really accept fat makes me skinnier than most people
Any time I need a good bowel movement, I head to Mickey D's.
Any time I need a good bowel movement, I head to Mickey D's.
Yes, folks. This is the thread to bash McDonald's, although I have no idea why I put this in the food forum, but since there is no garbage forum.........
...The latest "new" discovery by the mainstream media is that McDonald's Happy Meal hamburgers and fries won't decompose, even if you leave them out for six months. This story has been picked up by CNN, the Washington Post and many other MSM outlets which appear startled that junk food from fast food chains won't decompose....
Why don't McDonald's hamburgers decompose? So why don't fast food burgers and fries decompose in the first place? The knee-jerk answer is often thought to be, "Well they must be made with so many chemicals that even mold won't eat them." While that's part of the answer, it's not the whole story. The truth is many processed foods don't decompose and won't be eaten by molds, insects or even rodents. Try leaving a tub of margarine outside in your yard and see if anything bothers to eat it. You'll find that the margarine stays seems immortal, too.
Potato chips can last for decades. Frozen pizzas are remarkably resistant to decomposition. And you know those processed Christmas sausages and meats sold around the holiday season? You can keep them for years and they'll never rot.
With meats, the primary reason why they don't decompose is their high sodium content. Salt is a great preservative, as early humans have known for thousands of years. McDonald's meat patties are absolutely loaded with sodium -- so much so that they qualify as "preserved" meat, not even counting the chemicals you might find in the meat....
To me, there's not much mystery about the meat not decomposing. The real question in my mind is why don't the buns mold? That's the really scary part, since healthy bread begins to mold within days. What could possibly be in McDonald's hamburger buns that would ward off microscopic life for more than two decades?
(Ingredient list for buns) Enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid, enzymes), water, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, yeast, soybean oil and/or partially hydrogenated soybean oil, contains 2% or less of the following: salt, calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, wheat gluten, ammonium sulfate, ammonium chloride, dough conditioners (sodium stearoyl lactylate, datem, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, mono- and diglycerides, ethoxylated monoglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, enzymes, guar gum, calcium peroxide, soy flour), calcium propionate and sodium propionate (preservatives), soy lecithin.
Great stuff, huh? You gotta especially love the HFCS (diabetes, anyone?), partially-hydrogenated soybean oil (anybody want heart disease?) and the long list of chemicals such as ammonium sulfate and sodium proprionate. Yum. I'm drooling just thinking about it.
Now here's the truly shocking part about all this: In my estimation, the reason nothing will eat a McDonald's hamburger bun (except a human) is because it's not food! No normal animal will perceive a McDonald's hamburger bun as food, and as it turns out, neither will bacteria or fungi. To their senses, it's just not edible stuff. That's why these bionic burger buns just won't decompose.
Which brings me to my final point about this whole laughable distraction: There is only one species on planet Earth that's stupid enough to think a McDonald's hamburger is food. This species is suffering from skyrocketing rates of diabetes, cancer, heart disease, dementia and obesity. This species claims to be the most intelligent species on the planet, and yet it behaves in such a moronic way that it feeds its own children poisonous chemicals and such atrocious non-foods that even fungi won't eat it (and fungi will eat cow manure, just FYI). Care to guess which species I'm talking about?
That's the real story here. It's not that McDonald's hamburgers won't decompose; it's that people are stupid enough to eat them. But you won't find CNN reporting that story any time soon.
Learn more: Why McDonald's Happy Meal hamburgers won't decompose - the real story behind the story
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