Sweden Allows Public Masturbation

[RDS]

Yeah, wait till you get home wankers.

A 65-year-old Swedish man was acquitted of sexual assault after pleasuring himself on a beach in Stockholm in June.
The district court of Södertörn tossed out the charge on the grounds that he didn’t look at anybody while fondling himself. The court ruled he had committed no offense, as he did not direct his “activities” at any particular target


Read more: Sweden Allows Public Masturbation | TIME.com

 

[APACHERAT]

Yeah, wait till you get home wankers.

As Sweden goes, the American PC military seems to follow.

 

[DDD]

What is to stop another wanker from hiding his eyes (e.g., with sunglasses) and aim his attention to a target while "fondling himself?"

 

[Wiseone]

As Sweden goes, the American PC military seems to follow.

Public masturbation is not allowed in the US military.

Why the hell do I even have to say that?

 

[RDS]

Public masturbation is not allowed in the US military.

Why the hell do I even have to say that?

Yeah, I googled earlier and can't find it.

 

[APACHERAT]

Public masturbation is not allowed in the US military.

Why the hell do I even have to say that?

Until December of 2010, buggery was also not allowed in the U.S. military.

 

[Fiddytree]

In other news: Sweden included semen in its public urination policy and upped the punishment dramatically.

 

[Ray410]

Some things truly signal the decline of civilization.

 

[cpwill]

Public masturbation is not allowed in the US military.

Why the hell do I even have to say that?

Obviously you are an officer, and have never stood post for 12 hours a day 100 days in a row :lol:



On a more serious note, this is actually quite sad.

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

Calling masturbation assault is over the top which is why he was acquited. They should have charged him with public indecency.

 

[wolfie]

Calling masturbation assault is over the top which is why he was acquited. They should have charged him with public indecency.

Maybe he had some sort of mental issue..it certainly isn't normal behavior in public!!

 

[rjay]

Maybe he had some sort of mental issue..it certainly isn't normal behavior in public!!

well, not yet anyway

 

[wolfie]

well, not yet anyway

Can you imagine if it becomes ''The norm??'':lamo

 

[code1211]

Public masturbation is not allowed in the US military.

Why the hell do I even have to say that?

"This is my rifle. This is my gun..."

 

[paris]

Good God!!

 

[NoC_T]

Classy is as classy does.

He should have been imprisoned. There could have been kids on that beach.

 

[paris]

Classy is as classy does.

He should have been imprisoned. There could have been kids on that beach.

Imprisoned, really? How about stoned?

 

[ChrisL]

What a jerk off! He really needs to get a grip! Oh wait, he already did. :mrgreen:

 

[Gardener]

How about stoned?

He probably was.

 

[NoC_T]

Imprisoned, really? How about stoned?

For a hardened criminal? 6 months inside should give him a little time to think things over.

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

For a hardened criminal? 6 months inside should give him a little time to think things over.

I am sure that after he finished, no one would have called him hardened

 

[Wiseone]

Until December of 2010, buggery was also not allowed in the U.S. military.

buggery?

 

[NoC_T]

buggery?

Entomology.

 

[shrubnose]

Maybe he had some sort of mental issue..it certainly isn't normal behavior in public!

!

No maybe about it, anyone who would do this has lots of mental issues.

Just when you start thinking that maybe you've heard it all, something like this comes along.

 

[TacticalEvilDan]

Well, I'm glad it was decided that beating off in public didn't rise to the level of assault. Here, he would've spent a few years in prison and then the rest of his natural life on the sex offender registry, which is also over the top.