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Las Vegas Man Kills Himself After Casino Revoked His Lifetime Free Buffet Pass
EDIT: come to think of it, how does one get a lifetime pass for free buffets? :2razz:

Only in America will a man kill himself because he was denied a lifetime's worth of free buffet. :shock:John Noble, 53, died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. He purposefully chose the M Resort in Henderson, Nev., about 15 minutes from the famed Las Vegas Strip, as the scene of his death.
Before killing himself, he set his own car on fire in a parking garage.
The night before Noble ended his life, he sent a box of his gripes against M Resort employees to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, according to the newspaper.
“Today, I end my life due to the M Resort Spa Casino and its employees,” the man wrote in one of two attached suicide notes.
Noble blamed his then-impending death on depression. He suffered from depression, he said, because employees at the M Resort had granted him a lifetime pass to free food at the buffet in September 2010 but later took the perk away — and, in fact, banned him from the resort completely.
Noble indicated that resort management instituted the ban because female employees felt he had been harassing them.
EDIT: come to think of it, how does one get a lifetime pass for free buffets? :2razz:
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