Your fav sayings, includes ones that you claim as your own

[SMTA]

To a pretty woman -
As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

 

[Loulit01]

Go stand on your head and spit jelly beans.

 

[weaver2]

“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” Anne Lamott: American write

 

[EnigmaO01]

I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens - Woody Allen.

 

[Mighty Jungle]

"How are you?"

Me: I'm on the right side of the grass!

 

[rjay]

You can lead a horse to knowledge, but you can't make it think.

Similar to the old horticulture one

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think

 

[Patriotic Voter]

I claim two favorite sayings as my own:

"Never punish the mom for what the dad did." (about abortion rights)
"Get a vaccine, not COVID-19!" (self-explanatory)

 

[RobertU]

I claim two favorite sayings as my own:

"Never punish the mom for what the dad did." (about abortion rights)
"Get a vaccine, not COVID-19!" (self-explanatory)

Actually, you can get COVID-19 after being vaccinated, but the case is likely to be less serious. My fully vaccinated and boosted friend recently returned from a business trip to Germany, where she caught COVID and needed to be quarantined. She had cold-like symptoms, headaches and fatigue but she is much better now. She is in her 50s.

 

[Patriotic Voter]

Actually, you can get COVID-19 after being vaccinated, but the case is likely to be less serious. My fully vaccinated and boosted friend recently returned from a business trip to Germany, where she caught COVID and needed to be quarantined. She had cold-like symptoms, headaches and fatigue but she is much better now. She is in her 50s.

The problem is people who both the original and booster vaccine never got the new one made specifically against the omicron virus, so they get sick from that. This happens because the new vaccine was not made until last year.

 

[RobertU]

The problem is people who both the original and booster vaccine never got the new one made specifically against the omicron virus, so they get sick from that. This happens because the new vaccine was not made until last year.

We both had the latest booster, the one I got in September of last year. The vaccines and boosters do not prevent you from getting the viruses; but they substantially reduce their severity. The omicron variant is generally less serious because it infects the upper respiratory system and doesn't shrivel up the lungs like the original virus.

 

[Patriotic Voter]

We both had the latest booster, the one I got in September of last year. The vaccines and boosters do not prevent you from getting the viruses; but they substantially reduce their severity. The omicron variant is generally less serious because it infects the upper respiratory system and doesn't shrivel up the lungs like the original virus.

Pfizer runs infomercials on all the major TV networks about high risk factors (specifically being over 50 years old, heart disease, diabetes, being overweight, asthma, and smoking) increasing the risk that symptoms of COVID-19 will become severe. They say even if the symptoms are mild, if you have any of those conditions and test positive for covid, you should see a doctor right away and ask about oral treatment.

 

[rjay]

Pfizer runs infomercials on all the major TV networks about high risk factors (specifically being over 50 years old, heart disease, diabetes, being overweight, asthma, and smoking) increasing the risk that symptoms of COVID-19 will become severe. They say even if the symptoms are mild, if you have any of those conditions and test positive for covid, you should see a doctor right away and ask about oral treatment.

Actually, you can get COVID-19 after being vaccinated, but the case is likely to be less serious. My fully vaccinated and boosted friend recently returned from a business trip to Germany, where she caught COVID and needed to be quarantined. She had cold-like symptoms, headaches and fatigue but she is much better now. She is in her 50s.

Wrong thread for this debate

 

[rjay]

The problem is people who both the original and booster vaccine never got the new one made specifically against the omicron virus, so they get sick from that. This happens because the new vaccine was not made until last year.

Wrong thread for this debate

 

[Pippi Longstock]

"slap my ass and call me Judy"

My sister says this most always she slaps her own hip when she says it.

An expression of astonishment.

 

[Logician Man]

"I'll say something when it matters."

What my late Father-in-Law ( a mountain of a man ) told me 53 years ago when I was a nervous 16 year old teenager courting his daughter, and tried to strike up a conversation by asking him why he was always so quiet.

 

[jpevans]

Time wounds all heels.
John Lennon

 

[jpevans]

The mills of the gods grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly small. Aunt Lydia

 

[ASHES]

This has a few good ones, and it's amusing.



If you want to skip the video (not recommended)

"Never argue with idiots"
"If it happens once it will happen twice"
"Take heed of warnings"
"Time is of the essence"
"Accidents happen"
"Fear is not prosperity"

and for good measure,
"Stormtroopers"

 

[Boomsling]

“Keep it in your sneaker”

”that’s real good”

 

[HumblePi]

This has a few good ones, and it's amusing.



If you want to skip the video (not recommended)

"Never argue with idiots"
"If it happens once it will happen twice"
"Take heed of warnings"
"Time is of the essence"
"Accidents happen"
"Fear is not prosperity"

and for good measure,
"Stormtroopers"

Those were wonderful! Thank you for posting.

 

[NWRatCon]

Those were wonderful! Thank you for posting.

A moving picture conveys thousands of words.

 

[donhughesmusic]

 

[NWRatCon]

Virtually anything from Princess Bride. My sig line was once, "I'm not left handed".

 

[roguenuke]

"Be fruitful and multiply, but not in those words" - Night Court

 

[Risky Thicket]

You’ll always be remembered if you fart in an elevator.