weather penis slams through south west

[Slartibartfast]

Weather Penis Rams Through Southwest

 

[spud_meister]

It appears Mexico may be in for some sticky weather.

 

[Manc Skipper]

Texas is in for a solid tea-bagging!

 

[spud_meister]

Texas is in for a solid tea-bagging!

Only if they're not given the shaft.

 

[StandUpChuck]

Only if they're not given the shaft.

There could be a vas deferens of weather from one end of Texas to the other.

 

[spud_meister]

There could be a vas deferens of weather from one end of Texas to the other.

Obviously, you can tell that from a glans.

 

[StandUpChuck]

Obviously, you can tell that from a glans.

Unfortunately, the weather in Missouri taint so obvious.

 

[American]

You guys are all sickos, hahahahahahahaha

 

[Aunt Spiker]

I was getting ready to throw my computer out the window - but then you guys go all pervo on me and calm me down

 

[spud_meister]

Unfortunately, the weather in Missouri taint so obvious.

I imagine the residence could be a bit testi if the weatherman gets it wrong.

 

[StandUpChuck]

Then the station would probably sack him. :scared:

 

[Gardener]

I imagine the residence could be a bit testi if the weatherman gets it wrong.

but it might not make a vas deferens to them either way.

 

[spud_meister]

Then the station would probably sack him. :scared:

That may lead to a pubic scandal.

 

[StandUpChuck]

That may lead to a pubic scandal.

Not to mention the distrust it would arouse in the private areas as well.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

:iloveyou:

Man, I love you guys!

 

[spud_meister]

Not to mention the distrust it would arouse in the private areas as well.

That could be a bit hard on the poor man.

 

[Gardener]

There could be a vas deferens of weather from one end of Texas to the other.

oops -- I didn't notice that you got to this one first.

I was just so eager to add my own turgid prose that I jumped the gun.

My bad.

 

[Whovian]

Like they always say... everything is bigger in Texas.

 

[spud_meister]

oops -- I didn't notice that you got to this one first.

I was just so eager to add my own turgid prose that I jumped the gun.

My bad.

That'll teach you to be premature.

 

[Gardener]

That'll teach you to be premature.

Oh, god, Spud, I'm .....oh gah......oh gah .... ga.... I'm uh uh uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


Got a ciggy?

 

[StandUpChuck]

That could be a bit hard on the poor man.

He may want to pull out of the business all together before he has to limp away.

 

[spud_meister]

Oh, god, Spud, I'm .....oh gah......oh gah .... ga.... I'm uh uh uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


Got a ciggy?

Nope, but you can borrow my washing machine, your pants really need a wash now.

 

[Whovian]

Shouldn't the thread read 'Republican Penis Rams Through Southwest'? After all, this IS a political board...


If it was a Democratic penis, there'd be more blue ball jokes here :ninja:

 

[StandUpChuck]

Shouldn't the thread read 'Republican Penis Rams Through Southwest'? After all, this IS a political board...


If it was a Democratic penis, there'd be more blue ball jokes here :ninja:

Butt that would be ramming everyone with our opinions.

 

[Jetboogieman]

Threads like these, that restore my faith in humanity.