My thought on the matter: the US would run out of beer because so many Americans would be sitting in front of TVs watching the trial(s) and chugging down bottle after bottle.
We should make a DP beer drinking game based on this premise.
I'll start with the first condition.
You choose the beer of your choice, but there will be leagues based on the ABV of your choice. Chart included at bottom of post, choose your range and stay in it. You may change brands in range but not in mid bottle. Once a bottle is opened, it must be finished before choosing another brand.
ABV range 3.2-4.3 will be Division 3, ABV 4.4-5.5 Division 2, ABV anything >5.5 Division 1.
Vomiting is automatic disqualification if related to beer consumption. Vomiting as a result of statements made by tRump are non penalty events.
Those consuming home brewed products must submit ABV test results and submit a six pack for verification purposes to the judge for analysis. You don't get your bottles back. I am the judge.
1) Each participant must log in on DP five minutes before the judge calls the court to order.
2) Every time the an objection by the prosecution is upheld by the judge, chug a beer.
3) Each time the defendant states he cannot recall or can't remember, take a healthy swig. (2 oz minimum)
4) Each time the judge admonishes the defendant, eat a small bag of Cheetos.
Well that's a start. Feel free to add to this list. tRump supporters can add to this as well.
Here's the chart.