MaggieD
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That gets your turned on.
For me, is if she either blows in my ear or even better, puts her tongue in my ear.
This one time, my (ex) girlfriend and I were sitting in a park... and she starting putting her tongue in my ear. My boner nearly broke my pants and I could barely sit right. You know how you just slide down whenever things get too... you know, unusual... it's like a natural response. Well I was sliding down and my pants were about to have a big hole in them.
So what does it for you? Sexy things that aren't really you know, for sex... that get you in the mood or just desiring it... Something like an ultra-tease or I don't know.
No dude, most of the ones like he posted a picture of have hooks at the bottom that open in the same way as a bra clip. It's awesome, you don't even have to take the thing off, you just unclip the bit you need access to.They're nice, but a bit of a pain in the ass to take off when it needs to come off. In pieces...makes it easier, and you can turn it into a game of sorts.
No dude, most of the ones like he posted a picture of have hooks at the bottom that open in the same way as a bra clip. It's awesome, you don't even have to take the thing off, you just unclip the bit you need access to.
They do make those that are crotchless.
Just an insider fyi there.
True. The thing is, it might be weird, but I don't actually get any sort of sexual pleasure from seeing vaginas. I like the bit just before you see it, when it's wrapped up like a Christmas present and there is still some anticipation left. That's why lingerie is so awesome, it's like wrapping paper
They do make those that are crotchless.
Just an insider fyi there.
I dunno. That would kind of feel like cheating somehow.
A garter belt without panties is one thing, but a special opening just for the va-jay-jay in an otherwise complete garment would feel kind of weird. It'd remind me too much of a pair of those fashioned pajamas that came with special flaps built into the back. :lol:
If you say so. I've gotten no complaints thus far.
I've said it before. I'll say it again: let me watch him shave. Preferably in a towel.
I have no idea why this makes me want to jump someone, but it totally does. Every time.
Four day after we met, she agreed to marry me; a year later, we were married; and we've been married for eighteen and a half years, now. Any of the sort of details that the OP was hoping for are between my wife and me, and are nobody else's business.
You mormons are a blast from the past, man. That's wild. I can't imagine marrying someone I've only known for four days.
It's well-enough known that there are two kinds of boys/men — there are those who boast about their sex lives, and there are those who actually have sex lives. I guess we can all tell which of these categories fits the OP.
I love the post coital "what are you thinking?" and the pre coital "I think I left the oven on". I love the 3am "can you turn the heat up?" and the 5:25 phone call telling me we're meeting her mother for dinner at Sizzler. I love when she decides to get creative and paints the walls some version of vomit green while leaving the brushes and rollers full of paint in a bucket by the hose but with no water in the bucket. I love it when she "borrows" my cash for lunch without telling me. I love it when she comes home from a girls night out all drunk and horny then passes out. I love it when I find out that her parents are coming to visit from my buddy who happens to be dating one of her friends. I love it when she spends $250 at the grocery store and somehow or other managed to not get any food. I love that she can decorate the bedroom with $500 comforters, $80 pillows, $125 sheets and all kinds of nicknacks but not figure out how to get any use out of a $5 mop.
I love the post coital "what are you thinking?" and the pre coital "I think I left the oven on". I love the 3am "can you turn the heat up?" and the 5:25 phone call telling me we're meeting her mother for dinner at Sizzler. I love when she decides to get creative and paints the walls some version of vomit green while leaving the brushes and rollers full of paint in a bucket by the hose but with no water in the bucket. I love it when she "borrows" my cash for lunch without telling me. I love it when she comes home from a girls night out all drunk and horny then passes out. I love it when I find out that her parents are coming to visit from my buddy who happens to be dating one of her friends. I love it when she spends $250 at the grocery store and somehow or other managed to not get any food. I love that she can decorate the bedroom with $500 comforters, $80 pillows, $125 sheets and all kinds of nicknacks but not figure out how to get any use out of a $5 mop.
I suppose you're making some kind of joke that you find it sexy when a woman does the dishes, but the implications of the image that this is an abusive situation is disgusting and not at all funny.
Respectfully disagree.
Maybe because you don't realize that the depiction is a reality for too many men and women in this country.
I suppose you're making some kind of joke that you find it sexy when a woman does the dishes, but the implications of the image that this is an abusive situation is disgusting and not at all funny.
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