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These days it is staying up long enough to watch the weather part of the evening news.... eace
I suppose you're making some kind of joke that you find it sexy when a woman does the dishes, but the implications of the image that this is an abusive situation is disgusting and not at all funny.
That was obviously a joke.
It's a joke. It's a funny. I know you are new here, but that's just how he is.
That's right, cutey.
*smacks TGND on the ass*
Yeah, that's right
The secret is to not expect too much from him, and then you'll never be disappointed
What, no, 'Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich?'
:lol:
Oh Gip's not bad. Not nearly as bad as he thinks he is.
What, no, 'Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich?'
:lol:
He knows better.
he oughta be making you a sammich.
No, not bad
It's just the same joke told over and over gets tiresome
I only trust myself.
I'm a better cook than any woman I know under the age of 50. Besides, there's an art in making a man's sandwich just right. I only trust myself.
"making a man's sandwich"...that's a euphemism, right?
That would be "no".
So anyone can do it for you?
I thought you were pickier than that
That gets your turned on.
For me, is if she either blows in my ear or even better, puts her tongue in my ear.
This one time, my (ex) girlfriend and I were sitting in a park... and she starting putting her tongue in my ear. My boner nearly broke my pants and I could barely sit right. You know how you just slide down whenever things get too... you know, unusual... it's like a natural response. Well I was sliding down and my pants were about to have a big hole in them.
So what does it for you? Sexy things that aren't really you know, for sex... that get you in the mood or just desiring it... Something like an ultra-tease or I don't know.
So what does it for you?
You mormons are a blast from the past, man. That's wild. I can't imagine marrying someone I've only known for four days.
My parents (neither of them Mormons) got married less than two months after they met and are still happily married roughly 35 years later. Dad always said that getting married is a decision, staying married is a state of mind.
My parents (neither of them Mormons) got married less than two months after they met and are still happily married roughly 35 years later. Dad always said that getting married is a decision, staying married is a state of mind.