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Proselytizers usurping your property & privacy rights (1 Viewer)

B L Zeebub said:
I dont beliiiiiiiiiiiieve it:lol:


Yes I do, in my mind eye I can see it.

I have already started the script.

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Jesus, This is not my lucky day!
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It's usually a few minutes after I whip out my credentials of ministry. :mrgreen:
 
Reverend_Hellh0und said:
I tried that once..... But You know, being so damn good looking, It backfired.
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LOL
Does it work if the JW's are the same gender as you?

I don't think i've ever tried that before, i'm too nice to tell them to **** off and so stand there and pretend to listen to their preaching
 
If you don't want to be bothered, just put up a no-soliciting sign. Most people respect that.

Your property is your property, and I think you absolutely have the right not to be bothered there by anyone you don't wish to fool with.

This is one reason I despise telemarketers, and I'm glad we got that don't-call list. I used to tell them I was busy, and ask if they could give me their home phone number so I could call them back about 3am. :lol:
 
Laila said:
LOL
Does it work if the JW's are the same gender as you?
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It does, whether they are gay or not....The Good Reverend's awesomeness is legend.....

I can't help thier desire..... It is what it is....


I don't think i've ever tried that before, i'm too nice to tell them to **** off and so stand there and pretend to listen to their preaching
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Do what I do, invite them in, then have a deep discussion on religion, philosophy, and spirituality.


I usually, have a single malt in one hand and a cigar in the other while discussing morals, sin, and god in very abstract concepts that they usually leave shattered......


I also offer em my BBQ when I am cooking... ;)
 
Reverend_Hellh0und said:
It does, whether they are gay or not....The Good Reverend's awesomeness is legend.....

I can't help thier desire..... It is what it is....

Do what I do, invite them in, then have a deep discussion on religion, philosophy, and spirituality.

I usually, have a single malt in one hand and a cigar in the other while discussing morals, sin, and god in very abstract concepts that they usually leave shattered......

I also offer em my BBQ when I am cooking... ;)
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Hmm, i'll try opening the door naked. I'll let you know how that goes :lol:

Jeez, free food? *Makes note to preach on your doorstep* =D

Yeah, surprisingly they don't want to come in. They usually spot the arabic and Qu'ran laying around and look at me like i'm satan LOL
But it somehow makes them more determined to save me ....
 
Laila said:
Hmm, i'll try opening the door naked. I'll let you know how that goes :lol:

Jeez, free food? *Makes note to preach on your doorstep* =D

Yeah, surprisingly they don't want to come in. They usually spot the arabic and Qu'ran laying around and look at me like i'm satan LOL
But it somehow makes them more determined to save me ....
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You need to greet them with an "allah Akbar!". :mrgreen:
 
Laila said:
LOL
I hope you like tea Winston, because if i invited you in that is what i'd be shoving down your throat
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Ice tea with mint after all that is how my Grandmother made it here in Texas;)
 
UtahBill said:
Yes, but the way I heard it is that Spanish is the predominant first language of the membershhip.....
Not saying I am right, just what I hear...
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No, it is not.

I can see why you would think that; but no, it is not.
 
Vader said:
No, it is not.

I can see why you would think that; but no, it is not.
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OK, something else I heard, that there are more members outside the USA than inside...what is the truth in that?
 
UtahBill said:
OK, something else I heard, that there are more members outside the USA than inside...what is the truth in that?
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Since there are members in just about every country give your take a few, that could well be true.

There are roughly 5,779,318 American members of the church.

There are roughly 12,878,749 members world wide, including the United States, so, yes, it appears that there are more non-American members ( about 7 million non-American members) world wide.
 
It was a cold crisp Saturday morning at Château Hellh0und.

Mrs Doris Hellh0und was hard at work whipping up her dear husbands, the very Reverend Python Hellh0unds brekkie of unfertilized eggs en cocotte.

The door bell rang(to the tune of Star spangled banner), Doris's lithe body tensed with a familiar fear, oh Shiite she muttered I hope Python has not heard it.

Python who was sitting on his throne in the bathroom and screamed...............

Please add to this it could be fun:)
 
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