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Kermit And Miss Piggy Break Up (1 Viewer)

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That'll Do, Piggy : snopes.com

Press release:

After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Kermit the Frog and moi have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter… unless we get the right offer. Thank you for your understanding.
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#LoveLoses
 
I blame Kermit's womanizing...
 
Kermit was always too good for her anyway!!

Excuse me while I pick my broken childhood up from off the floor. :lol:
 
I've been crying all morning. If they can't make it work, who can???!!1!
 
#consciousuncoupling
 
Doesn't surprise me. Piggy was crazy.
 
I slept in a bar last night.
 
At least there weren't any children to be hurt.

What would they even look like?
 
WillyPete said:
At least there weren't any children to be hurt.

What would they even look like?
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I think there is a book on the topic. The title may be: Green Eggs and Ham
 
I resent President Obama when he gets involved with local issues but he needs to interject some degree of calm and common sense here. You think gun violence is bad now with till this hits the national news. America has turned its back on God and so we will suffer.
 
No more porking for Kermit. :(
 
Hmmmpf, I think this "breakup" is just a PR stunt. Kermie will never be able to quit the divine swine. Piggy is like a sickness to him.

 
I understand she tried to break up with him earlier but she had a frog in her throat.
 
This should end well...

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​So I guess there's no truth to the rumor that Kermit opened a butcher shop specializing in pork chops and bacon, eh? Bummer.
 
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