Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitudes

[GottaGo]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

So this jetski troll..... what do ya think?

12 years old? 13 tops?

Considering the several threads, and the tendency to lash out at females, I'm thinking it's not so much age, as sexual orientation with a vengeance.

 

[jetski]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Considering the several threads, and the tendency to lash out at females, I'm thinking it's not so much age, as sexual orientation with a vengeance.

You sound quite ashamed of your own manhood.

 

[GottaGo]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

You sound quite ashamed of your own manhood.

Which goes to show what you do or do not know. :lol:

 

[jetski]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Which goes to show what you do or do not know. :lol:

Why do i get the feeling i am addressing someone with breasts and a mohican ...

 

[GottaGo]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Why do i get the feeling i am addressing someone with breasts and a mohican ...

Pot shot all you want, you may eventually figure it out. :wink:

 

[jetski]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Pot shot all you want, you may eventually figure it out. :wink:

Im not sure im interested.

 

[SILVER SURFER]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

You forgot swinging from a chandelier.

Yeah, but we don't have a chandelier - wonder if a ceiling fan would work?

 

[roguenuke]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Variety is the spice of life.

But there are times when certain positions are just not feasible. Such as when one of the participants has a broken knee. This greatly reduces the positions available for sex.

 

[Manc Skipper]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

I suspect the OP is about aspiration. One day, the author might find out the differences in RL.

 

[Superfly]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

I suspect the OP is about aspiration. One day, the author might find out the differences in RL.

Yeah pictures just aren't the same.

 

[GottaGo]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Yeah, but we don't have a chandelier - wonder if a ceiling fan would work?

The visual on that... priceless...... :lamo

 

[Manc Skipper]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Yeah, but we don't have a chandelier - wonder if a ceiling fan would work?

It could lead to corkscrewing, and where can you find a lady with a left-hand thread?

 

[lizzie]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

What the hell are you talking about? I think most couples do it in various ways. Do you really think couples do it the same way every time? This thread is beyond ignorant and kind of annoying first thing in the morning for some reason. :lol:

Yeah, but I have to admit that it's a nice diversion from gay marriage issues. :lol:

 

[Rainman05]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

The missionary position isn't a position I find suitable for 'hard' sex. I find it to be a very intimate position and it can be an intimate position rather quickly.

But of course, if you're an orangutan, nothing is an intimate position and there is no reason to do missionary. Go doggy style like an animal all the time.

I'm not condemning the doggy style position, but I am condemning your assumption that doggie is better. What is better is what you and the lady (which I do think you'll never have given your topics) appreciate.

 

[SILVER SURFER]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

It could lead to corkscrewing, and where can you find a lady with a left-hand thread?

That's what the reverse switch is for

 

[Gipper]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

My favorite position is me on bottom, girlfriend on top, wife at grocery store.

 

[molten_dragon]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

why refine yourself at all.

eat that ass hole.

If that's your thing, I don't have a problem with it.

i think the point is that society spent years promoting the missionary position as acceptable sex.

vanilla missionary. theres nothing wrong with it,. but the idea that its the white mans default, is a little stupid.

Who exactly is saying that? Pornography certainly isn't. I don't know anyone who limits themselves to only the missionary position.

other cultures are all about the doggie style.

nature is all about the doggie style.

You know that how?

 

[GottaGo]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

If that's your thing, I don't have a problem with it.

Who exactly is saying that? Pornography certainly isn't. I don't know anyone who limits themselves to only the missionary position.

You know that how?

Too late Dragon, he's been banned.

 

[GottaGo]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

My favorite position is me on bottom, girlfriend on top, wife at grocery store.

There's a Mrs. Gipper? :shock:

 

[Gathomas88]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

The missionary position isn't a position I find suitable for 'hard' sex. I find it to be a very intimate position and it can be an intimate position rather quickly.

Frankly, vanilla missionary can be modified to be more suitable for "hard sex" in so many different ways that it doesn't even matter anyway.

If you need more leverage, nothing's stopping you from simply flipping her legs over your shoulders and going to town. What's all the fuss about? :shrug:

Too late Dragon, he's been banned.

That was quick. :lol:

I wonder if he was a sock.

 

[ChrisL]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Wow! This thread's getting pretty graphic! :2razz:

 

[Paschendale]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

No reason to be down on the missionary. It has its place.

There's a marvelous joke in there. :lol:

 

[ChrisL]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Too late Dragon, he's been banned.

Awww, isn't that a shame?

 

[windowdressing]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

Think about this for a moment. Most women prefer doggie style and missionary position is some strange creation of the western world and idealised sexual conduct. This filters into a range of whack attitudes and values to sex.

Women like doggie.
Men like doggie.

But society likes missionary.

i call shenanigans.

and you know this how?

 

[windowdressing]

Re: Is missionary position, an unnatural concept that creates a range of whack attitu

There's a marvelous joke in there. :lol:

and not all that far in there ...