Ejaculating on the face. Question for women.

[Slartibartfast]

You should try it out.

You'd even get tax breaks for whatever you apply to said business. :shock:

Maybe, but I am not interested in all thats required.

Rounding up the # of women, capital investment required for having industrial fridges, figuring out how to transport the product, having to learn marketing, etc. It all sounds like a pain in the ass for something I am not passionate about.

I wouldn't find the business interesting or rewarding.

 

[Wake]

Maybe, but I am not interested in all thats required.

Rounding up the # of women, capital investment required for having industrial fridges, figuring out how to transport the product, having to learn marketing, etc. It all sounds like a pain in the ass for something I am not passionate about.

I wouldn't find the business interesting or rewarding.

What business isn't a pain in the butt to start?

Oh come on, I know you're wily.

Who knows. Maybe in 4 years you'll have your own brand name: "MOOTERS" :shock:

:mrgreen:

 

[Slartibartfast]

What business isn't a pain in the butt to start?

Oh come on, I know you're wily.

Who knows. Maybe in 4 years you'll have your own brand name: "MOOTERS" :shock:

:mrgreen:

Why are you pushing something that I stated I have no interest in?

 

[Wake]

Why are you pushing something that I stated I have no interest in?

I was just joking. :mrgreen:

But iirc, there is a business of that sort that does sell human breast milk for babies.

 

[AGENT J]

What is the easiest way to do that? Using your hand I'd suppose?

not sure what you are asking I did a lot ob babbling lol

 

[Temporal]

As much as I enjoy sex I don't really find semen to be that big of a turn on in general. It smells weird and it tastes even weirder. I don't want it on my face and I've never received that request.

I agree that it's a porn thing. I don't think people really did facials before the porn industry came along.

 

[Real Korimyr #9]

Swallowing is a big deal. Big turn on for me. But that's an intimacy thing, and part of continuing the act to completion-- not breaking the connection at the end to show off.

 

[Enola]

Eww. The visuals now in my head.

But from what I can remember (its been a very long time and I'm pretty cobwebby)....if a guy pulled out just as my woman parts began their squeezing during my climax...I would be PISSED. Those jumping innards want something to squeeze against...not empty space.

Hows that for a payback visual? :mrgreen:

 

[Goshin]

Eww. The visuals now in my head.

But from what I can remember (its been a very long time and I'm pretty cobwebby)....if a guy pulled out just as my woman parts began their squeezing during my climax...I would be PISSED. Those jumping innards want something to squeeze against...not empty space.

Hows that for a payback visual? :mrgreen:

Well, I don't know what effect you were going for, but it turned me on....

:mrgreen:

 

[Enola]

C'mere. Bring your feather duster. But keep in mind...I forgot how stuff works.:mrgreen:

 

[maquiscat]

That's kind of gross.... do most guys try breast milk?

I quite miss the period when my wife was breast feeding. Hers was somewhat on the sweet side.

 

[Risky Thicket]

I quite miss the period when my wife was breast feeding. Hers was somewhat on the sweet side.

Awwww, man! I'd rather drink rat poison.

 

[Wake]

Trying to be patient. Some comments here make me think, "wtf?" If you want to drink milk, drink a nice cold glass of 2%. Want it sweet? Add a bit of sugar. Or, hell, do what I do and add some cocoa powder. Seriously guys...

 

[maquiscat]

Trying to be patient. Some comments here make me think, "wtf?" If you want to drink milk, drink a nice cold glass of 2%. Want it sweet? Add a bit of sugar. Or, hell, do what I do and add some cocoa powder. Seriously guys...

Kinda of hard to drink out of a glass while having sex at the same time. Breastfeeding wife? Problem solved.

There is just so much of life out there that makes someone somewhere go "WTF?" Face it everybody's WTF is someone else's "eh so what" and vice versa. I'm sure there are things you do Wake that has someone going "WTF?"

 

[Goshin]

I quite miss the period when my wife was breast feeding. Hers was somewhat on the sweet side.

Meh.... that sorta thing just doesn't crank my driveshaft.

 

[grip]

Meh.... that sorta thing just doesn't crank my driveshaft.

:rofl

I'm not turned on by it either but it does boost an infants immune system.

 

[Tucker Case]

I don't know if this is true for all women, but when I want to drive my wife crazy in the bedroom, I ejaculate on the curtains.

 

[grip]

I don't know if this is true for all women, but when I want to drive my wife crazy in the bedroom, I ejaculate on the curtains.

They really hate it up the nostrils.

 

[Tucker Case]

They really hate it up the nostrils.

Even if they're my nostrils? There goes my idea for an anniversary present.

 

[Wake]

They really hate it up the nostrils.

That's disturbing. I desire to harm this thread.

 

[Tucker Case]

That's disturbing. I desire to harm this thread.

So you really hate it up the nostrils too?

 

[Wake]

So you really hate it up the nostrils too?

Do you?

That's as nasty as saying the women want it in their eyeballs.

If I could sic a pack of strict nuns on some of you, I would. :mrgreen:

 

[marduc]

Do you?

That's as nasty as saying the women want it in their eyeballs.

If I could sic a pack of strict nuns on some of you, I would. :mrgreen:

Be careful.. if you sic the nuns, they might end up getting their faces messy too.

 

[Aunt Spiker]

Trying to be patient. Some comments here make me think, "wtf?" If you want to drink milk, drink a nice cold glass of 2%. Want it sweet? Add a bit of sugar. Or, hell, do what I do and add some cocoa powder. Seriously guys...

So - from your wife, no.

From the utter of an animal - yes.

Sounds super silly when you write it out.

On that note: I didn't like feeling like a cow so I avoided any such situations though my husband didn't seem to mind it if it happened. I got to a point where I just kept my shirt on the whole time.

 

[Tucker Case]

Do you?

Never tried it. :shrug:

That's as nasty as saying the women want it in their eyeballs.

Saying women hate it in the nostrils is as bad as saying they want it in their eyeballs?

If I could sic a pack of strict nuns on some of you, I would. :mrgreen:

Yay!!!! I love nuns!