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I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:Christian Author Mack Major Says Female Masturbation Is ‘Direct Path To Satan’
Christian Author Mack Major Says Female Masturbation Is 'Direct Path To Satan'
I won't front... I'm trolling on this one. Got myopcorn2: and am ready to go.
I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:
I won't front... I'm trolling on this one. Got myopcorn2: and am ready to go.
I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:
I won't front... I'm trolling on this one. Got myopcorn2: and am ready to go.
I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:
Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life...
There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating...
Some choice quotes from the wingnut, from the article.
Hot. Is he good in bed? I didn't know my vagina was actually an inter-dimensional black hole which could be opened for a tenner at the local sex shop. Why did no one tell me?
Good Grief, sometimes my fellow Christians are simply to embarrassing to watch.
Although some of them are more like scary than embarassing. I'm pleased to say that Christianity is quietly dying in Sweden - how long before that happens in the USA?
Never heard of him.
no?... he's, like, the supreme voice of all Christianity man... how could you not have heard of him?
:lamo
he's a nobody on a Christian crusade to rid his people of the many sins of hedonism...my bet is that's he's a very devout baptist.
Some choice quotes from the wingnut, from the article.
Hot. Is he good in bed? I didn't know my vagina was actually an inter-dimensional black hole which could be opened for a tenner at the local sex shop. Why did no one tell me?
Prolly... "Baptist" is a spectrum covering a lot of ground and some strange birds use the label.
The author quoted in the OP would seem to have budded from one of the more "Jack Chick"-esque branches of that particular tree.
Yeah that is exactly what it reminded me of.... that, and outright parodies like Landover Baptist...
Oh, some of these people are certainly real enough, unfortunately. I remember reading a fundie book on "parental guidance in media" a friend of my mother's loaned to her once.
The thing was flat out insane. It accused Troll Dolls of being secret "succubi" meant to molest children with bad dreams, He-Man (clearly, the book was a bit dated) of sending children into demonic fits through its "By the power of GraySkull!" chant, and literally any media containing witches - good or bad - of being Satanic propaganda.
We all had a good time laughing at the thing. That's for damn sure. Lol
Although some of them are more like scary than embarassing. I'm pleased to say that Christianity is quietly dying in Sweden - how long before that happens in the USA?
I won't front... I'm trolling on this one. Got myopcorn2: and am ready to go.
I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:
Some of the bretheren get a little.... overzealous. Sigh.
If it's anything anybody enjoys to any extant there are always going to be people to think it's wrong.
I'd call it a complex.
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