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Christian Author Mack Major Says Female Masturbation Is ‘Direct Path To Satan’ (1 Viewer)

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He can claim whatever he wants, it is those that listen to this asshat that are a bigger problem.
 
I won't front... I'm trolling on this one. Got my :popcorn2: and am ready to go.

I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:

Did Jesus masturbate? One would think an un married thirty something would have at some time at least. It must be OK, then.

But women, no, no, any sort of physical pleasure is a sin for women.
 
I won't front... I'm trolling on this one. Got my :popcorn2: and am ready to go.

I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:

Good Grief, sometimes my fellow Christians are simply to embarrassing to watch.
 
I won't front... I'm trolling on this one. Got my :popcorn2: and am ready to go.

I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:

Eh. Dude's clearly got a bit of a screw lose (probably the sort of see 'witches' and devil worship behind every corner :roll:).

However, I wouldn't say that he's necessarily wrong in pointing out that this current, uber-hedonist, "sexual liberation" kick our society is on at the moment has gone a bit far, particularly with regards to women. What he's talking about is really just an extension of the whole "slut culture" phenomena modern Feminism has been going deliberately out of its way to champion as being some sort of "feminine ideal" for the last decade.

Masturbation happens, to be sure. It always has and always will. Trying to blatantly glorify and promote it, however, is just generally kind of absurd and counter-productive. There are simply better ways to spend one's time and energy.

All we're really doing at the end of the day is taking the old social taboos, and turning them around 180 degrees in hyper-reactionary fashion. What we need instead is a reasonable "middle ground."
 
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Some choice quotes from the wingnut, from the article.

Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life...

There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating...

Hot. Is he good in bed? I didn't know my vagina was actually an inter-dimensional black hole which could be opened for a tenner at the local sex shop. Why did no one tell me?
 
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Some choice quotes from the wingnut, from the article.



Hot. Is he good in bed? I didn't know my vagina was actually an inter-dimensional black hole which could be opened for a tenner at the local sex shop. Why did no one tell me?

STD does stand for sexually transmitted demon you know. :lol:
 
You do realize that a woman who masturbates is coming unscrewed, don't you?
 
Good Grief, sometimes my fellow Christians are simply to embarrassing to watch.

Although some of them are more like scary than embarassing. I'm pleased to say that Christianity is quietly dying in Sweden - how long before that happens in the USA?
 
Although some of them are more like scary than embarassing. I'm pleased to say that Christianity is quietly dying in Sweden - how long before that happens in the USA?

Its dying in the US, just loudly and with tea parties.
 
Never heard of him.
 
Never heard of him.

no?... he's, like, the supreme voice of all Christianity man... how could you not have heard of him?

:lamo

he's a nobody on a Christian crusade to rid his people of the many sins of hedonism...my bet is that's he's a very devout baptist.
 
no?... he's, like, the supreme voice of all Christianity man... how could you not have heard of him?

:lamo

he's a nobody on a Christian crusade to rid his people of the many sins of hedonism...my bet is that's he's a very devout baptist.



Prolly... "Baptist" is a spectrum covering a lot of ground and some strange birds use the label.
 
Some choice quotes from the wingnut, from the article.



Hot. Is he good in bed? I didn't know my vagina was actually an inter-dimensional black hole which could be opened for a tenner at the local sex shop. Why did no one tell me?

Seriously. This info could have been so helpful in the past. lol
 
Prolly... "Baptist" is a spectrum covering a lot of ground and some strange birds use the label.

The author quoted in the OP would seem to have budded from one of the more "Jack Chick"-esque branches of that particular tree.
 
The author quoted in the OP would seem to have budded from one of the more "Jack Chick"-esque branches of that particular tree.




Yeah that is exactly what it reminded me of.... that, and outright parodies like Landover Baptist...
 
Yeah that is exactly what it reminded me of.... that, and outright parodies like Landover Baptist...

Oh, some of these people are certainly real enough, unfortunately. I remember reading a fundie book on "parental guidance in media" a friend of my mother's loaned to her once.

The thing was flat out insane. It accused Troll Dolls of being secret "succubi" meant to molest children with bad dreams, He-Man (clearly, the book was a bit dated) of sending children into demonic fits through its "By the power of GraySkull!" chant, and literally any media containing witches - good or bad - of being Satanic propaganda.

We all had a good time laughing at the thing. That's for damn sure. Lol
 
Oh, some of these people are certainly real enough, unfortunately. I remember reading a fundie book on "parental guidance in media" a friend of my mother's loaned to her once.

The thing was flat out insane. It accused Troll Dolls of being secret "succubi" meant to molest children with bad dreams, He-Man (clearly, the book was a bit dated) of sending children into demonic fits through its "By the power of GraySkull!" chant, and literally any media containing witches - good or bad - of being Satanic propaganda.

We all had a good time laughing at the thing. That's for damn sure. Lol




Some of the bretheren get a little.... overzealous. Sigh.
 
Although some of them are more like scary than embarassing. I'm pleased to say that Christianity is quietly dying in Sweden - how long before that happens in the USA?

I don't know, but it couldn't happen soon enough for me.
 
I won't front... I'm trolling on this one. Got my :popcorn2: and am ready to go.

I wonder if men are allowed to masturbate? :shrug: :2razz:

What's wrong with Satan? Pretty good hockey player.
 
Some of the bretheren get a little.... overzealous. Sigh.

Oh, make no mistake. We've got more than our share of whackos as well. That's why I can't help but laugh whenever someone wants to accuse me of being an "extremist" or "fundamentalist."

It's like "no, I simply happen to have a religion, and view it as being more important than modern, secular, cultural values." There's a difference.

I'm actually fairly moderate as far as most matters of doctrine are concerned.
 
If it's anything anybody enjoys to any extant there are always going to be people to think it's wrong.

I'd call it a complex.
 
If it's anything anybody enjoys to any extant there are always going to be people to think it's wrong.

I'd call it a complex.



"Maybe I'm paranoid, but I just can't shake this feeling that someone, somewhere, is getting away with having some FUN!!"



Arg!! Must stamp out all fun!!!



:lamo
 
Too bad male masturbation doesn't qualify because I'd be in charge of hell by now.
 

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