Well'p... I just got back from the new "RobroCop" movie.
All I can really say about it is... "meh." It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, but it really wasn't very good either.
There are a couple of funny and memorable scenes, and there are some great performances; mostly from supporting characters like Jackie Earle Haley, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Keaton, and Gary Oldman. However, the story and logic behind it are a bit of a mess, the "satirical message" (if it can really even be said to have one) is muddled and confused at best, and even the violence and action scenes are a major step down from Verhoeven's original film.
The lead, for instance, is a total non-starter. He comes off as being wooden and kind of sleazy as Murphy. For the most part, he simply fails to really register as RoboCop as well.
At no point did I really care about him or his struggle.
Ironically, this leads me to the next major problem with the movie. It's not even really about RoboCop! :lol:
It mostly seems to be about the movie's far more interesting supporting cast and the corporate PR maneuvering and petty politicking involved in their quest to legalize drone usage on American soil.
This is both good and bad. On the one hand, they're all much more competent and likeable than the movie's lead. Gary Oldman is great as the emotionally conflicted scientist struggling to make the project work, Jackie Earle Haley is spot on as the snarky and efficient no-nonsense military man, Michael Keaton is fun to watch as the sleaze ball corporate mogul, and Samuel L. Jackson is hilarious as the inflammatory "Fox News" pundit stand-in.
On the other, this basically seems to relegate the movie's main character to "side show" status, and his family to little more than a plot convenient McGuffin. The fact that the operation to become RoboCop basically leaves Murphy a dickless eunuch, for instance, is never even addressed, in spite of the fact that, unlike the original RoboCop, he still has a pretty wife at home who is presumably going to expect some form of intimacy from him sooner or later.
Likewise, the impact of his cyborg nature on his role as a father is never given anything more than token mention either.
Why bother to keep the family around at all if you're not going to do anything with them?
Overall: 5.5 out of 10.
As I said before, it was neither bad, nor good; just a bland sort of "meh."
It was a Hell of a lot better than the "Total Recall" remake which came out a couple of years ago, at the very least. :lamo