What Is Your Fine?

[NoC_T]

230.

I don't know whether to celebrate or lament.

 

[NoC_T]

Mine is $445.

I coulda sworn the first time I took this, I was fined $1,000+.

Swiss cheese brain syndrome, I guess.

LOLOL.

Nah. Someone called you a slut, then you got all defensive.

lulz

 

[spud_meister]

 

[NoC_T]

These things are never answered truthfully. As a rule of thumb, I'd suggest that the liars include any man claiming over $400, and any woman claiming less than $1,000.

It's that divide/multiply by 3 rule.

 

[Pinkie]

Well, I'd guess that'd be about average for any Australian adult.

*Winks*

 

[Pinkie]

These things are never answered truthfully. As a rule of thumb, I'd suggest that the liars include any man claiming over $400, and any woman claiming less than $1,000.

It's that divide/multiply by 3 rule.

I did not lie. You can take that to the bank.

But hey, serious demerits for the extreme misogyny, which I presume was your only point in writing what you did.

 

[Aunt Spiker]

This thread is hysterical . . . great was to start this day.

 

[katiegrrl0]

I hated the ending...and now I hate Mickey Rourke, so for me, not so much. Plus, pardon me, but Bassinger CANNOT act. She plays EXACTLY the same character in every one of her films.

If kink is whaca want in a mainsteam movie, I'd recommend "Last Tango In Paris" or "The Secretary". I sincerely think "Last Tango In Paris" should have won "Best Picture" when it came out, back in 1972.

Last Tango....

IMDb - Last Tango in Paris (1972)

Secretary....

Secretary (2002) - IMDb

Secretary was Maggie Gyllenhaal. I thought Kim's best role was in LA Confidential.

 

[NoC_T]

I did not lie. You can take that to the bank.

But hey, serious demerits for the extreme misogyny, which I presume was your only point in writing what you did.

Misogyny against men?

Wouldn't that be misandry?

I love the way spell check doesn't recognise the term . lulz

 

[nota bene]

BTW, much of that was Before Aids, Herpes, etc.

Stay safe, people.

♥

$400 on the nob...errrr, I mean nose. Before HIV made sex scary.

 

[justabubba]

These things are never answered truthfully. As a rule of thumb, I'd suggest that the liars include any man claiming over $400, and any woman claiming less than $1,000.

It's that divide/multiply by 3 rule.

that post alone tells us why your fine does not break $80, using your own /3 rule

 

[NoC_T]

that post alone tells us why your fine does not break $80, using your own /3 rule

Well, either that, or you're looking to score some points with the girls, eh?

It was an observation, not a condemnation. I also applied it to men. Unless you're suggesting I'm bi-sexual.

 

[Risky Thicket]

only expected risky to be the one to possibly top my fine total
kudos to taxigirl

$785 here (no double counting)

OK, bubba. I hear you calling me out. I'll tally it up honestly and we will see who the real slut puppy is.

 

[NoC_T]

Adjustable rubber.

 

[Risky Thicket]

OK, bubba. I hear you calling me out. I'll tally it up honestly and we will see who the real slut puppy is.

LOL! I checked it three times Bubba. We mush know the same women! 785!! Same, same. No regrets.

Too much just ain't enough!

 

[Ockham]

575 but that's misleading. I'm really not that nasty.... anymore.

 

[justabubba]

LOL! I checked it three times Bubba. We mush know the same women! 785!! Same, same. No regrets.

Too much just ain't enough!

my mentor would shake his head disapprovingly (while later asking questions betraying his envy) when i would arrive for work late in the morning all disheveled and spent. his only comment was "you don't cull much, do you?"

i was away at the coast while my best friend/house mate remained in town, doing his thang
the following week he was that the beach house while i went about, without my usual wing man
when he returned, we compared notes
yep, same woman. that prompted some introspection ... for about 15 seconds
so, yes, if you were in the carolinas back in the day, we may have blazed some of the same trails

and damn it, if i did not have this aversion to anal sex, i would now be the horniest gorilla
if ever we meet i shall give you your hard earned trophy, a condom. hope you will not mind that it is a recap

 

[Paschendale]

$460

I think some of these are weighted oddly, though. Some of the ones I've done without a second thought are worth a lot, whereas some that I would never do aren't worth much.

 

[Slartibartfast]

300 for me


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[nota bene]

$460

I think some of these are weighted oddly, though. Some of the ones I've done without a second thought are worth a lot, whereas some that I would never do aren't worth much.

That's what I thought too.

 

[Risky Thicket]

my mentor would shake his head disapprovingly (while later asking questions betraying his envy) when i would arrive for work late in the morning all disheveled and spent. his only comment was "you don't cull much, do you?"

i was away at the coast while my best friend/house mate remained in town, doing his thang
the following week he was that the beach house while i went about, without my usual wing man
when he returned, we compared notes
yep, same woman. that prompted some introspection ... for about 15 seconds
so, yes, if you were in the carolinas back in the day, we may have blazed some of the same trails

and damn it, if i did not have this aversion to anal sex, i would now be the horniest gorilla
if ever we meet i shall give you your hard earned trophy, a condom. hope you will not mind that it is a recap

LOL! "You don't cull much". LOL! Hell, son, you didn't have to. There was plenty for everybody!!!

Much of my misspent youth took place in Ocean Drive, but my fornication was widespread from Rock Hill to Shalotte, York, Wrightsville, Boone (oh God, that was a very, very strange weekend) Statesville, Greenville on and on. We may have crossed paths. I lived in Charlotte for three years and later in Raleigh. I learned early how important it was to hold my liquor and to never make my move too soon. It's all good.

 

[Risky Thicket]

$460

I think some of these are weighted oddly, though. Some of the ones I've done without a second thought are worth a lot, whereas some that I would never do aren't worth much.

Yeah, I could have gotten points for public transportation sex; not ever knowing the other person's name sex; having sex with someone who doesn't speak English; date swapping sex (alcohol was involved), we all had fun.

 

[justabubba]

LOL! "You don't cull much". LOL! Hell, son, you didn't have to. There was plenty for everybody!!!

Much of my misspent youth took place in Ocean Drive, but my fornication was widespread from Rock Hill to Shalotte, York, Wrightsville, Boone (oh God, that was a very, very strange weekend) Statesville, Greenville on and on. We may have crossed paths. I lived in Charlotte for three years and later in Raleigh. I learned early how important it was to hold my licker and to never make my move too soon. It's all good.

revised for accuracy; bet she didn't even need a licker license
you scare me risky, we were plying the same waters

 

[ecofarm]

If kink is whaca want in a mainsteam movie, I'd recommend "Last Tango In Paris" or "The Secretary". I sincerely think "Last Tango In Paris" should have won "Best Picture" when it came out, back in 1972.

I don't do the kink thing (except power-cords), but for a sexy feelin' film... Dangerous Liasons might be my number one. Perhaps my favorite line:

~"Help? Help is not what he needs. What he needs are obstacles; perhaps, in his attempt to overcome them, he'll stumble upon her."

1971? Have we "met"?

Bein' born in Kingston (PA).

I don't doubt it. I have to pace myself these days.

I was kinda hopin' for a challenge

These things are never answered truthfully. As a rule of thumb, I'd suggest that the liars include any man claiming over $400, and any woman claiming less than $1,000... It's that divide/multiply by 3 rule.

I suppose I'd be willing to specify 400 worth. What's up with women over 1000? What rule?

Unless you're suggesting I'm bi-sexual.

I'll suggest that.

No regrets.

Same.

I'm really not that nasty.... anymore.

Same, though I'd still do a few of those things at almost any opportunity.

300 for me

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For some reason (really, no idea why), that's suprisingly high.

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ps. This thread is pretty pwn.

 

[NoC_T]

I suppose I'd be willing to specify 400 worth. What's up with women over 1000? What rule?

Who said there was one? I don't subscribe to it as gospel.

I'll suggest that.

Suggest what you will. It's cool.