You can't make this stuff up. That is essentially what Trump has done. What a silver tongued slick talker!
So now, because we had too many government agencies, we have a brand new additional one.
The Department of Redundancy Department.
Or should we call it the Department Of Government Excess.
Yes. That's it.
DOGE.
Department Of Government Excess.
Then we can run around pretending we are draining the swamp, when actually Trump fires all the government watchdogs so corruption can go unchecked.
Maga eats it up.
"Yes sir! May we have more swamp, please, sir!"
"Yes. Please give us something to distract us and make us think you're fixing government. We are so easily fooled you can tell us you're fixing government as you're rigging it for the billionaires."
"Just give us somebody to hate. Liberals and immigrants will do just fine. We're good, now. Here. Please pick our pockets. Oh hell, You've got us wrapped around your little finger. We think you're God. We'll turn our pockets inside out for you!"
"Please. Have your way with our government. We hate it anyway. We have no idea what government does for us. We wouldn't miss it if you completely destroyed it!"
"We're so gullible, we actually think you're going to reduce the debt!"
"No really. We really do!"
"Joke's on us..."