Top 40 Signs you might be a liberal:
1. If the letter W makes you froth at the mouth, you might be a liberal.
2. If you make under $20,000 per year, you might be a liberal.
3. If you live with your parents, you might be a liberal.
4. If you get all your news from The New York Times, you might be a liberal.
5. If you come from France, you might be a liberal.
6. If you think Michael Moore makes documentaries, you might be a liberal.
7. If you know everything about Vietnam and nothing about the Korean War, you might be a liberal.
8. If you think trees are more important than people, you might be a liberal.
9. If you watched the movie Water World and took it as an accurate representation of the future, you might be a liberal.
10. If Sean Penn is your favorite actor, you might be a liberal.
11. If you think Barbera Streisand can sing, you might be a liberal.
12. If you think you can sue anyone at anytime for anything and receive 500 million dollars, you might be a liberal.
13. If you walk by someone smoking a cigarette and start coughing violently and giving them dirty looks (and maybe suing them later), you might be a liberal.
14. If you have been rebelling against your parents for 30 years, you might be a liberal.
15. If you failed in your professional life and resorted to teaching at the local community college, you might be a liberal.
16. If you think Jews cause all world problems, you might be a liberal.
17. If you think Hitler was misunderstood, you might be a liberal.
18. If you think minorities are too stupid to fend for themselves and need "educated" white people like you to help them out, you might be a liberal.
19. If you think burning an American flag is a legitimate form of free speech, you might be a liberal.
20. If you think the "Muslim street" should dictate foreign policy, you might be a liberal.
21. If you constantly reference "American Imperialism" but forget that Japan nor Germany are part of our "empire", you might be a liberal.
22. If you think Bush has a magic hurricane machine that he used to kill all the black people in New Orleans, you might be a liberal.
23. If you think dropping boxes of food on people is going to fix all their problems, you might be a liberal.
24. If you think people that have been on wellfare for 20 years just haven't had luck finding a job, you might be a liberal.
25. If you work less than 25 hours per week, you might be a liberal.
26. If you have never held a job longer than 6 months, you might be a liberal.
27. If you think Presidents should have the right to catch a BJ in the most respected office in the land while at work and not get fired, you might be a liberal.
28. If you have ever written anything for the AP at any time, you might be a liberal.
29. If you would rather use a coathanger than a condom, you might be a liberal.
30. If you think Howard Dean is not the antichrist, you might be a liberal.
31. If you only read up to #10 on this list and responded with "how childish" or "pussiant peasant" or "I'm offended", you might be a liberal.
32. If you think people should be able to kill a family of 3 with a shotgun as well as a man lying face down on the floor, deny it, and not be executed... you might be a liberal.
33. If you got pissed off when Iraq had its first successful election, you might be a liberal.
34. If you think healthcare should be free as long as it doesn't come out of your paycheck, you might be a liberal.
35. If you think a trial attorney that made his living off of tying up the courts with frivolous lawsuits should be the Vice President, you might be a liberal.
36. If you think that a man that made his living by being the male equivalent of a gold digger should be president, you might be a liberal.
37. If you think throwing money at bad people makes them go away, you might be a liberal.
38. If you have never read the graffiti on the walls of every building in Grenada, you might be a liberal.
39. If you think 9/11 was a legitimate response to American aggression, you might be a liberal.
40. If you hate America, you might be a a liberal.