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Top 40 Signs You Might Be A Liberal

Kelzie said:
Ummm no. You didn't. I personally think I'm pretty cute, but I suppose I have a slight bias.

As an unbiased third-party, I will second the recognition of Kelzie's cuteness. :prof
 
Okay its like 1:10 A.M. in Long Island and I'm feeling very brave. . .

KELZIE YOU ARE THE SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL SOCIALIST I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO LAY EYES ON. IF YOU MOVED TO NEW YORK, YOU COULD COME LIVE WITH ME AND I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEN.

. . . . .thats all.

And yes. . .I am far braver behind a computer then in person :3oops:
 
FinnMacCool said:
Okay its like 1:10 A.M. in Long Island and I'm feeling very brave. . .

KELZIE YOU ARE THE SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL SOCIALIST I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO LAY EYES ON. IF YOU MOVED TO NEW YORK, YOU COULD COME LIVE WITH ME AND I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEN.

. . . . .thats all.

And yes. . .I am far braver behind a computer then in person :3oops:

Shut the hell up. If Kelzie's going for anyone on Long Island, it's not gonna be you.
 
FinnMacCool said:
Okay its like 1:10 A.M. in Long Island and I'm feeling very brave. . .

KELZIE YOU ARE THE SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL SOCIALIST I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO LAY EYES ON. IF YOU MOVED TO NEW YORK, YOU COULD COME LIVE WITH ME AND I'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEN.

. . . . .thats all.

And yes. . .I am far braver behind a computer then in person :3oops:

Awww...:3oops: Thanks sugar....I am forced to wonder though, how many socialists you know. Cause I know...ummm...me! :mrgreen:
 
Engimo said:
Shut the hell up. If Kelzie's going for anyone on Long Island, it's not gonna be you.

:lol: I hate hypotheticals of hypotheticals. ;)
 
Awww... Thanks sugar....I am forced to wonder though, how many socialists you know. Cause I know...ummm...me!

Hah Enigmo! She called me sugar! I do have a chance!

As for socialists I know. . .hmm. . .I know you. . .Comrade Brian. . .Che. . .I'm what you might call a socialist one removed. . .

Well outside of dp life, I know absolutely no socialists :lol:
 
ptsdkid said:
Hey Free Thinker, you get an A+ for your fine work here. Not only were you right on the money with every description of a liberal--but now some of them see how outlandish their behavior is, and why there is tremendous humor when stating facts. I could add to the list, but better left for another posting.
I don't know where you posted it before--but I see the busy body CNNredd has come to the rescue for the thin-skinned liberals again by relegating that fine post to the basement of despair. HeHeHe!

ps: That post should be made into a political commercial to be aired on TV before every national election.

suck his dick a bit more why doncha
 
FreeThinker said:
If by "debate" you mean posting your ugly picture in a religion thread to hear all the chess club 90 pound sex starved computer dorks hit on you... then yes. Wonderful debate skills.

Ha! YOU calling ME ugly? Now that's funny.

Just for the record, I didn't post my picture in a religion thread to hear YOU hit on me.....I posted a link to my picture to get you to shut the ***** up already. Sorry, sweetie, but I have yet to see you do anything that even comes close to resembling debate. All I've ever seen from you is whining and bitching about us damn liberals, and some major ptsdkid ass-kissing. Oh, and your sad little attempts at insulting those who don't agree with you. Sorry, but I think that in over 1,500 posts, I have had at least one worthwhile thing to say on this forum. Ask Kelzie, ask Finn, ask Right@NYU, ask Engimo....I'm sure they could come up with one post that I've made that has kicked ass. Just as I could do the same for all of them. Could we do that with any of your 81 posts? Doubtful.

Here's a hint: Grow some damn balls, and then grow the ***** up.
 
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FreeThinker said:
This comming from someone who didn't know who Newdow was. LOLOL.

Wts an education.

This coming from someone who can't *****ing spell. Yeah, looks like you received a stellar education, didn't you?

Oh, and by the way:

1. Just because you think I didn't know who Newdow was? Doesn't make it so.

2. Your little pal Newdow had nothing to do with the topic at hand. It was about whether or not you should respect religion, not about our First Amendment rights.

Game over, please try again.
 
If you feel when you should think chances are you are a liberal unless the issue is prayer in school or flag burning
 
FreeThinker said:
Top 40 Signs you might be a liberal:

1. If the letter W makes you froth at the mouth, you might be a liberal.

2. If you make under $20,000 per year, you might be a liberal.

3. If you live with your parents, you might be a liberal.

4. If you get all your news from The New York Times, you might be a liberal.

5. If you come from France, you might be a liberal.

6. If you think Michael Moore makes documentaries, you might be a liberal.

7. If you know everything about Vietnam and nothing about the Korean War, you might be a liberal.

8. If you think trees are more important than people, you might be a liberal.

9. If you watched the movie Water World and took it as an accurate representation of the future, you might be a liberal.

10. If Sean Penn is your favorite actor, you might be a liberal.

11. If you think Barbera Streisand can sing, you might be a liberal.

12. If you think you can sue anyone at anytime for anything and receive 500 million dollars, you might be a liberal.

13. If you walk by someone smoking a cigarette and start coughing violently and giving them dirty looks (and maybe suing them later), you might be a liberal.

14. If you have been rebelling against your parents for 30 years, you might be a liberal.

15. If you failed in your professional life and resorted to teaching at the local community college, you might be a liberal.

16. If you think Jews cause all world problems, you might be a liberal.

17. If you think Hitler was misunderstood, you might be a liberal.

18. If you think minorities are too stupid to fend for themselves and need "educated" white people like you to help them out, you might be a liberal.

19. If you think burning an American flag is a legitimate form of free speech, you might be a liberal.

20. If you think the "Muslim street" should dictate foreign policy, you might be a liberal.

21. If you constantly reference "American Imperialism" but forget that Japan nor Germany are part of our "empire", you might be a liberal.

22. If you think Bush has a magic hurricane machine that he used to kill all the black people in New Orleans, you might be a liberal.

23. If you think dropping boxes of food on people is going to fix all their problems, you might be a liberal.

24. If you think people that have been on wellfare for 20 years just haven't had luck finding a job, you might be a liberal.

25. If you work less than 25 hours per week, you might be a liberal.

26. If you have never held a job longer than 6 months, you might be a liberal.

27. If you think Presidents should have the right to catch a BJ in the most respected office in the land while at work and not get fired, you might be a liberal.

28. If you have ever written anything for the AP at any time, you might be a liberal.

29. If you would rather use a coathanger than a condom, you might be a liberal.

30. If you think Howard Dean is not the antichrist, you might be a liberal.

31. If you only read up to #10 on this list and responded with "how childish" or "pussiant peasant" or "I'm offended", you might be a liberal.

32. If you think people should be able to kill a family of 3 with a shotgun as well as a man lying face down on the floor, deny it, and not be executed... you might be a liberal.

33. If you got pissed off when Iraq had its first successful election, you might be a liberal.

34. If you think healthcare should be free as long as it doesn't come out of your paycheck, you might be a liberal.

35. If you think a trial attorney that made his living off of tying up the courts with frivolous lawsuits should be the Vice President, you might be a liberal.

36. If you think that a man that made his living by being the male equivalent of a gold digger should be president, you might be a liberal.

37. If you think throwing money at bad people makes them go away, you might be a liberal.

38. If you have never read the graffiti on the walls of every building in Grenada, you might be a liberal.

39. If you think 9/11 was a legitimate response to American aggression, you might be a liberal.

40. If you hate America, you might be a a liberal.

Funny stuff!

It reads like a transcript from Bill O'Reilly's show. The unfortunate part is how many on the right actually believe this idiocy to be factual.

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Stace said:
This whole thing is asinine. Nope, sorry, I'm not pissed off. I'm just shaking my head wondering how you can even attempt to write a list like this when you're obviously not even close to being educated about your subject.

Here's a hint: If you were trying to be funny, it didn't work. You have to know what you're talking about before you can be funny with it.

Oh, Stace, ain't that the truth? FreeThinker has the brains of an ant. But we should feel sorry for him. Look at him--taking any shot he can to demean a liberal. LOL Those who are threatened by a particular type of person lash out at them--have you ever noticed that (see Ann Coulter's books)? If he was so confident in his beliefs, he wouldn't feel the need to put down others who don't agree with him.

There, there, FreeThinker. It will be okay. *pats FreeThinker on the head while feeling sorry for him*
 
13. If you walk by someone smoking a cigarette and start coughing violently and giving them dirty looks (and maybe suing them later), you might be a liberal.

This is one of my favorites! I despise smokers, but I don't believe that this has anything to do with my being a liberal, particularly when my brother and two sisters all hate smokers, and they are die-hard republicans. Oh you've developed chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder or cancer of the lungs? I have no sympathy.
 
aps said:
This is one of my favorites! I despise smokers, but I don't believe that this has anything to do with my being a liberal, particularly when my brother and two sisters all hate smokers, and they are die-hard republicans. Oh you've developed chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder or cancer of the lungs? I have no sympathy.

I had to laugh at that one on the list....because I AM a smoker. So is hubby. So is my mom.....the list goes on and on!

p.s. please don't hate me 'cause I smoke!
 
aps said:
This is one of my favorites! I despise smokers, but I don't believe that this has anything to do with my being a liberal, particularly when my brother and two sisters all hate smokers, and they are die-hard republicans. Oh you've developed chronic obstructive pulmonary disorder or cancer of the lungs? I have no sympathy.

****Love the way you skewed the intended message to create a red herring. The point to this particular liberal mindset was in highligting your constant attack on our rights and freedoms--such as the right or freedom to smoke. Once you libs (with the help of your ACLU) buddies decide and enact policy that we can't smoke, or can't drive polutting autos, or can't eat meat because we're killing animals to do so, or we can't eat butter because obesity might occur, or we can't cut down trees for lumber because we might upset the spotted owl habitat, or we can't set up a Christmas manger in our yard because it offends others, or we can't call a spade a spade without being labeled a racist, or we can't have the availability of conservative talk radio, or we can't own guns, etc. etc. etc.--then, and only then will I give in to your nonsense by assuming room temperature with the rest of the majority of Americans.

KidTim
 
Stace said:
I had to laugh at that one on the list....because I AM a smoker. So is hubby. So is my mom.....the list goes on and on!

p.s. please don't hate me 'cause I smoke!

Nooooooooooooooo! You better stop, young lady! Well, as long as you don't smoke before we make out. ;)
 
ptsdkid said:
****Love the way you skewed the intended message to create a red herring. The point to this particular liberal mindset was in highligting your constant attack on our rights and freedoms--such as the right or freedom to smoke. Once you libs (with the help of your ACLU) buddies decide and enact policy that we can't smoke, or can't drive polutting autos, or can't eat meat because we're killing animals to do so, or we can't eat butter because obesity might occur, or we can't cut down trees for lumber because we might upset the spotted owl habitat, or we can't set up a Christmas manger in our yard because it offends others, or we can't call a spade a spade without being labeled a racist, or we can't have the availability of conservative talk radio, or we can't own guns, etc. etc. etc.--then, and only then will I give in to your nonsense by assuming room temperature with the rest of the majority of Americans.

KidTim

First of all, why is your right to pollute your own lungs outweighed by my right to not have to smell cigarette smoke? I am smiling because I am slowly watching smokers ability to smoke inside erode, which is the way it should be.

I got the intended message, but anytime I can attack smoking, I will.
 
aps said:
Nooooooooooooooo! You better stop, young lady! Well, as long as you don't smoke before we make out. ;)

Sure thing, dollface. I'm working on quitting, it's been a slow process 'cause I know myself well enough to know that quitting cold turkey ain't gonna happen, but I'm getting there.
 
lol, I remember once that tr1414 guy challenged me to a fight.

Whatever, word on the street is he's a BIG dance dance revolution fan!

Wait, that's ptskid, I got misled by him having the exact same elephant.

Whatever, word on the street is ptskid is a retarded homeless guy who stole a lap top from a dead guy and is still trying to figure out if it can make fire.
 
galenrox said:
lol, I remember once that tr1414 guy challenged me to a fight.

Whatever, word on the street is he's a BIG dance dance revolution fan!

Wait, that's ptskid, I got misled by him having the exact same elephant.

Whatever, word on the street is ptskid is a retarded homeless guy who stole a lap top from a dead guy and is still trying to figure out if it can make fire.

You got something against dance dance revolution? :2razz:

Where the hell have you been? It just hasn't been right around here without you laying the smack down.
 
aps said:
First of all, why is your right to pollute your own lungs outweighed by my right to not have to smell cigarette smoke? I am smiling because I am slowly watching smokers ability to smoke inside erode, which is the way it should be.

I got the intended message, but anytime I can attack smoking, I will.


****No one is infringing on your right not to have to smell smoke. I'll leave it to your better judgement as to whether to stick around sucking in the fumes from your local opium den. You need to get out a bit more. I understand there is some clean air and pristine land up in Alaska in which to explore in search of a healthier environment. I have some winter clothing I could sell you real cheap as well.
 
Stace said:
Ha! YOU calling ME ugly? Now that's funny.

Just for the record, I didn't post my picture in a religion thread to hear YOU hit on me.....I posted a link to my picture to get you to shut the ***** up already. Sorry, sweetie, but I have yet to see you do anything that even comes close to resembling debate. All I've ever seen from you is whining and bitching about us damn liberals, and some major ptsdkid ass-kissing. Oh, and your sad little attempts at insulting those who don't agree with you. Sorry, but I think that in over 1,500 posts, I have had at least one worthwhile thing to say on this forum. Ask Kelzie, ask Finn, ask Right@NYU, ask Engimo....I'm sure they could come up with one post that I've made that has kicked ass. Just as I could do the same for all of them. Could we do that with any of your 81 posts? Doubtful.

Here's a hint: Grow some damn balls, and then grow the ***** up.

Yoda said:
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering

I thought that might be appropriate as alot of libs seem to enjoy star wars (as do i).

Don't cause suffering stace. Please. For the children's sake.
 
Stace said:
This coming from someone who can't *****ing spell.

Please try to calm down. I can't read what you type with all those bleeps in your sentences.
 
aps said:
Nooooooooooooooo! You better stop, young lady! Well, as long as you don't smoke before we make out. ;)

Hitting on girls on an internet forum for politics is the best way to get laid. Seriously.


Nonono don't turn off your computer and go out to meet someone. Just hit on a girl on a forum. Really, you are so in man. You got this.

pwned.nl
 
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