To all Liberal Acolyte Applicants

[Ivan The Terrible]

@_girL........,

Your a phcuking genius.

 

[Indy]

I have friends who tried to adopt and they had to wait 3 years and finally adopted a mixed blood baby from Korea.......I know another couple who waited 5 years and finally adopted a black baby from Nigeria.............

New borns are in high demand here.You can believe it or not....

Boo friggin' hoo, cry me a river already. I'm so tired of hearing about your whining.

 

[@_girL........]

Boo friggin' hoo, cry me a river already. I'm so tired of hearing about your whining.

dood, what are you stalking Navy Pride or something? You came all the fuc|<ing way here just to quote that one little thing and say not even worth two cents of sh1tty a$s material? Maybe this isnt your forte.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by f@girl:
wow, Billo, your photoshop skills havent much improved at all!!! What so you took the picture of your prostitute mother and cropped off her fat ugly head and tried to put mines on there? Hey, you know I practice hinduism right? You do know that they respect the cows... bow down b1tch. you c()ck sucking, mother-f*c|<ing gaylord baring cryptochidism a$s self. Maybe you'll finally get to color in the lines of your coloring book billo! Good luck, your not there yet! Maybe you will get there before you hit 60, before you can find someone to face fuc|< you, cause they know, its so hard finding that lost cause of a dick of yours.

How much velcro does Ivan go through just trying to stay mounted to your lard a.s.s during the mating season? Be honest!

 

[@_girL........]

How much velcro does Ivan go through just trying to stay mounted to your lard a.s.s during the mating season? Be honest!

My guess is that you don't know how to read anything in spanish... hey you douche bag, look at my sig.. It doesnt say Ivan on there. Its alright Billo, we all know that your fat fuc|<ing gross a$s six flabbed, bitched out c()ck sucking self had a hard time at your last doctor visit... you know, when the doc had to find your dick to stick that resectoscope up that baby's finger of a dick of yours, cause your prostate had become bigger then your dick. Go suck some c()ck, billo, since thats the only sex you can ever get... just go, before you try to rape another female of her sight and her dignity.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by f@girl:
My guess is that you don't know how to read anything in spanish... hey you douche bag, look at my sig.. It doesnt say Ivan on there. Its alright Billo, we all know that your fat fuc|<ing gross a$s six flabbed, bitched out c()ck sucking self had a hard time at your last doctor visit... you know, when the doc had to find your dick to stick that resectoscope up that baby's finger of a dick of yours, cause your prostate had become bigger then your dick. Go suck some c()ck, billo, since thats the only sex you can ever get... just go, before you try to rape another female of her sight and her dignity.

I love it when you talk dirty!

 

[@_girL........]

I love it when you talk dirty!

Billos list of things to say and think by Billo weekly:

Phrase Uses per week
1) I Love it when you talk dirty mother! 25
2) I use the bath tub as a toilet, my a$s fits there 5
3) The bumbs cum shot tasted good this week. 8
4) I've got to get him more tacos for bribe 7
5)Man!!! Flava Flav looks so hott! 20
6) I wonder when there gonna kick me out of this joint 17
7) I wonder if Flava will let me suck on him 30
8) I wonder if he'll nut in my face 32
9) Maybe I can drug that b1tch at the bar to have sex w/me 4
10)Women are such whores, cause they won't date me... 50

 

[Indy]

dood, what are you stalking Navy Pride or something? You came all the fuc|<ing way here just to quote that one little thing and say not even worth two cents of sh1tty a$s material? Maybe this isnt your forte.

Biyotch shut the hell up. I would have quoted all of you but I just don't have that much time to skim through the basement. Yes, I heard your bitching as well and Ivans about the poor victims of abortion, clinton sucks, liberals suck, blah blah blah. 'scuse me I have to vomit!

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Indy,

clinton sucks, liberals suck,

You have pleased Your Master with your understanding of the message. However, as a liberal you have already been Pre-rejected.

Thank you for your time and interest in becoming an Acolyte. Unfortunately, at this time, you do not meet the requirements for this position. You may be eligible to complete this assessment again after six months. We will keep in touch.

 

[Indy]

You have pleased Your Master with your understanding of the message. However, as a liberal you have already been Pre-rejected.

Thank you for your time and interest in becoming an Acolyte. Unfortunately, at this time, you do not meet the requirements for this position. You may be eligible to complete this assessment again after six months. We will keep in touch.

Yo, master redneck, what qualifies somebody to be liberal? Everybody who's not republican? Tell ya what, I'll reaply after you lick my left nutsack. Though thank you for the quick response of my.... um... application?

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Indy,

Yo, master redneck,

What is a "redneck"? Is this your pathetic attempt at some kind of insult? Do not be foolish.

what qualifies somebody to be liberal?

There are many things that qualify someone as liberal, which include and not limited to:

Lack of Man Juice.
Distain for the unborn.
Inability to comprehend basic English.
Homosexual.
Unfound contempt for any one successful.
Lack of respect for Your Master.
Someone that calls himself "Indy".

Your master is glad that you made this inquiry. Perhaps after six months of re-education you may be eligible to complete this assessment. No further questions will be answered at this time.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by f@girl:
10)Women are such whores, cause they won't date me

I can still remember you kissing my a.s.s when you first joined.

Cum to think of it, your nose is still pretty brown!

 

[Indy]

Indy,

Lack of Man Juice.
Distain for the unborn.
Inability to comprehend basic English.
Homosexual.
Unfound contempt for any one successful.
Lack of respect for Your Master.
Someone that calls himself "Indy".

Son of a bitch! I was doing good until this one! God damn. Maybe again in 6 months? I could change my name to... say.... IvanSucksCock, or maybe IPhuckedIvansMomInTheAssWithMyForearm, ooo ooo, how about Bob?

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Indy,

was doing good until this one!

Refering to "Someone that calls himself "Indy"."

Really? I thought you were gay/homosexual.

Refering to your claim "IPhuckedIvansInTheAssWithMyForearm"

Maybe again in 6 months?

Yes with psycologial re-education.

 

[Indy]

Indy,



Refering to "Someone that calls himself "Indy"."

Really? I thought you were gay/homosexual.

Refering to your claim "IPhuckedIvansInTheAssWithMyForearm"



Yes with psycologial re-education.

I'm gay? Holy crap! I've been living a lie this whole time! Thanks man, without you I would still have been confused. I owe you one. And what's wrong with IPhuckedIvanInTheAssWithMyForearm? I think its a good name.

 

[BodiSatva]

Oh?

So down in the Basement and you suddenly show some balls? Haaha :lol:
Indy, you were a sissy Lame-O up above and you have shown an equal ability at being a faggity b!tch down here. At least down here when I, or Ivan, run you in circles and get tired of your 'stuck like a pig' b!tching and we call it like it is, we can't get warning points.

Show us some more of that great logic that you were using up there dildo brain! :rofl

Moron...

 

[Indy]

Oh?

So down in the Basement and you suddenly show some balls? Haaha :lol:
Indy, you were a sissy Lame-O up above and you have shown an equal ability at being a faggity b!tch down here. At least down here when I, or Ivan, run you in circles and get tired of your 'stuck like a pig' b!tching and we call it like it is, we can't get warning points.

Show us some more of that great logic that you were using up there dildo brain! :rofl

Moron...

Wow, blue text. You must be a bad ***. Well then lets have it. Call me out. You might want to get that dick out of your mouth first though. Just a sugestion

 

[BodiSatva]

I called you out before and you already showed your colors...

Tough talk now is just a testament to a wannabe with a whole lotta nothin'

You had nothing...you have nothing...you are nothing...

Not gonna waste my time on you after this...I already owned you, hence I still own you...

You are done...se ya...



[Sh!t...I can go pink and still rule your fagitty asss...]

:rofl :lol: :rofl

 

[Indy]

I called you out before and you already showed your colors...

Tough talk now is just a testament to a wannabe with a whole lotta nothin'

You had nothing...you have nothing...you are nothing...

Not gonna waste my time on you after this...I already owned you, hence I still own you...

You are done...se ya...



[Sh!t...I can go pink and still rule your fagitty asss...]

:rofl :lol: :rofl

Talk about lazy. You owned me? Possibly, but when? I'm sure such a complete asswhoopin must have been blocked out of my mind unconciously so help me remember. BTW, I wouldn't be talking about "true colors" if your typing in pink. Just a thought.

 

[BodiSatva]

Originally Posted by Indy
BTW, I wouldn't be talking about "true colors" if your typing in pink.

That is the joke...
That is what makes it funny...
I am using colors while talking about you colors...
HAhaaa :rofl

I thought that it was so obvious that you might have gotten that one...
But nope...

Originally Posted by Indy
Just a thought.

Not a well thought out one...

Also...

Originally Posted by Indy
You owned me?

Yep.

Originally Posted by Indy
Possibly

At least your subconcious understands...

Originally Posted by Indy
so help me remember.

Why bother?
You can't even quote me correctly...
"true colors" instead of "your colors"... :roll:

I sense a semblence of awareness...
Please, patience will allow this to transcend your consciousness so that you might grasp the simplicity and beauty that abounds...

 

[Indy]

That is the joke...
That is what makes it funny...
I am using colors while talking about you colors...
HAhaaa :rofl

I thought that it was so obvious that you might have gotten that one...
But nope...



Not a well thought out one...

Also...



Yep.



At least your subconcious understands...



Why bother?
You can't even quote me correctly...
"true colors" instead of "your colors"... :roll:

I sense a semblence of awareness...
Please, patience will allow this to transcend your consciousness so that you might grasp the simplicity and beauty that abounds...

.........................................DAMNIT!!!! I am truely outmatched. I walked right into that colors joke!

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

BodiSatva,

Thank you for taking care "Indy". He dose not seem to understand that she has already been Pre-rejected.

Indy,

You owned me?

While BodiSatva is more than capable of explaining this, I shall, take the librity of of sharing my elightienment. This comsecpt is very simpe.

Behold!

BodiSatva is your suporiry! How is this you may ask? He has been Pre-accepted! Thus making him your supoior by defalut.

I am truely outmatched

See you already know/admit your folly.

 

[Indy]

BodiSatva,

Thank you for taking care "Indy". He dose not seem to understand that she has already been Pre-rejected.

Indy,




While BodiSatva is more than capable of explaining this, I shall, take the librity of of sharing my elightienment. This comsecpt is very simpe.

Behold!

BodiSatva is your suporiry! How is this you may ask? He has been Pre-accepted! Thus making him your supoior by defalut.



See you already know/admit your folly.

Awww c'mon! Let me in! Please? Please? Please? Please? Am I in yet? Am I? How about I pick another name? Um.... how about "ITookIvansSistersVirginity"? Now that one doesn't mention in any way the way you asked me last night to let my dog do you in the ***. I know I know, you asked me to keep that a secret but c'mon man! I have pictures!

 

[taxedout]

Um.... how about "ITookIvansSistersVirginity"?

How bitter were you when she denied you the reach around ?:moon:
Fourteen inches of strap on, and you were left wanting.
How sad.

 

[BodiSatva]

I accept your contribution Master Ivan...
Thank you and well said.