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It's pretty accurate that prisons are overcrowded, and we could all use
an alternative to ease this up, and yet still throw a little "corrective measure"
into the convicted's brain...I got one...
Caning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning
I can hear you now, just like Kyle's mom in South Park; "Wha-wha-what?!?!?!"
But hear me out...
This time, it would be the DEFENDANT'S option.
My details...
There would be VERY STRICT guidelines set forth by the legislators of that region.
(city, state, county...doesn't matter). They would then be placed next to CERTAIN
offenses...This could NOT apply to felonies...only misdemeanors...
Example: For the sake of argument, we'll call the defendant "Billo"....for no reason
in particular...
Billo just got caught selling a certain amount of cocaine to a bank teller during
working hours. Right before selling the coke, he waved the bag in front of the security
cameras, and then announced that he had drugs for sale. No one has ever accused Billo
of being smart(That last sentence has nothing to do with this example).
So he gets arrested with the 2 remaining bags still in his bright pink fannypack with
the picture of Aaron Carter on it...
He is found guilty of "possession of drugs with intent to sell".
This is his first offense, and the judge notices that the guidelines for sentencing are
"30 to 90 days in jail".(Don't know if this is close to reality...It's just an example)
Under MY plan, the sentencing guidelines would be "30 to 90 days in jail or 3 to 6 whacks
with the rattan". The judge then makes his/her ruling...In this case, let's say 45 days
or 4 whacks...The defendant then has a CHOICE between the two...
If he chooses jail, proceed as normal...But, I believe, there are many who would rather
get the "quick hit" and walk(crawl?) out of the court than be stuck 45 days
incarcerated.
The first thing the defendant would do is sign a piece of paper saying they made this
choice themselves...A formal declaration, if you will. Next, they would sign a document
WAIVING all liabilities of the jurisdiction. No lawsuits cause your bum still needs a
pillow 3 weeks from now...
Now it's time for the main event...The defendant goes into a room that gets mopped
up and cleaned after every "use". There would be a professional there to issue the
punishment. God knows how he got to be a "professional", but that's another story...
Doctors and a public defender would be on hand to see that all goes well...I don't know
the EXACT details of a "caning"(how much time between whacks...etc), but they would
be discussed before they are put into law.
After the punishment is given, the doctors will inspect and the defendant will be given
a clean bill of health...other than the fact that he just got his butt whipped. When he
gets the "green light" from the doctor and the lawyer, it will OFFICIALLY be reported as
"TIME SERVED"...The mention of the caning will NOT be on his record. Then he will be
free as a bird to live the rest of his life with the "Scarlet Letter" he CHOSE
to have.
Sound fair?
an alternative to ease this up, and yet still throw a little "corrective measure"
into the convicted's brain...I got one...
Caning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning
I can hear you now, just like Kyle's mom in South Park; "Wha-wha-what?!?!?!"
But hear me out...
This time, it would be the DEFENDANT'S option.
My details...
There would be VERY STRICT guidelines set forth by the legislators of that region.
(city, state, county...doesn't matter). They would then be placed next to CERTAIN
offenses...This could NOT apply to felonies...only misdemeanors...
Example: For the sake of argument, we'll call the defendant "Billo"....for no reason
in particular...
Billo just got caught selling a certain amount of cocaine to a bank teller during
working hours. Right before selling the coke, he waved the bag in front of the security
cameras, and then announced that he had drugs for sale. No one has ever accused Billo
of being smart(That last sentence has nothing to do with this example).
So he gets arrested with the 2 remaining bags still in his bright pink fannypack with
the picture of Aaron Carter on it...
He is found guilty of "possession of drugs with intent to sell".
This is his first offense, and the judge notices that the guidelines for sentencing are
"30 to 90 days in jail".(Don't know if this is close to reality...It's just an example)
Under MY plan, the sentencing guidelines would be "30 to 90 days in jail or 3 to 6 whacks
with the rattan". The judge then makes his/her ruling...In this case, let's say 45 days
or 4 whacks...The defendant then has a CHOICE between the two...
If he chooses jail, proceed as normal...But, I believe, there are many who would rather
get the "quick hit" and walk(crawl?) out of the court than be stuck 45 days
incarcerated.
The first thing the defendant would do is sign a piece of paper saying they made this
choice themselves...A formal declaration, if you will. Next, they would sign a document
WAIVING all liabilities of the jurisdiction. No lawsuits cause your bum still needs a
pillow 3 weeks from now...
Now it's time for the main event...The defendant goes into a room that gets mopped
up and cleaned after every "use". There would be a professional there to issue the
punishment. God knows how he got to be a "professional", but that's another story...
Doctors and a public defender would be on hand to see that all goes well...I don't know
the EXACT details of a "caning"(how much time between whacks...etc), but they would
be discussed before they are put into law.
After the punishment is given, the doctors will inspect and the defendant will be given
a clean bill of health...other than the fact that he just got his butt whipped. When he
gets the "green light" from the doctor and the lawyer, it will OFFICIALLY be reported as
"TIME SERVED"...The mention of the caning will NOT be on his record. Then he will be
free as a bird to live the rest of his life with the "Scarlet Letter" he CHOSE
to have.
Sound fair?
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