The person below me

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I don't care what God needs, I NEED MONEY!!! Well, don't we all?

The person below me is the type of person who, when someone says "he/she has more money than god" they say,"god doen't have money, he is god!", as if they don't get the point.


Duke

So what's your point? :lol:

The person below me is upset because the psychic surgery they received in the Philippines last week isn't covered by their health care plan.

 

[AK_Conservative]

So what's your point? :lol:

The person below me is upset because the psychic surgery they received in the Philippines last week isn't covered by their health care plan.

What the phillipines? where the hell is that?

The person below me believes Canuck's poem writing makes the BIg fat alien dudes off Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy poems sound collegiate!

 

[Duke]

What the phillipines? where the hell is that?

The person below me believes Canuck's poem writing makes the BIg fat alien dudes off Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy poems sound collegiate!

No, but I think that the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is the funniest book every written.

The person below me can have two thermo-nuclear missiles that are homing in on their craft, compliments of the Magretha defense force. A Douglas Adams lover will get the joke.


Duke

 

[Thorgasm]

I don't need no stinking nukes homing in on my craft. I don't know Douglas Adams and certainly wouldn't be his lover. lol

The person below me thinks that Karl Rove is the poster child for abortion.

 

[Duke]

I don't need no stinking nukes homing in on my craft. I don't know Douglas Adams and certainly wouldn't be his lover. lol

The person below me thinks that Karl Rove is the poster child for abortion.

Oh, no doubt. If I was Karl Rove's mother, I would have aborted him.
:2razz:

The person below me is a Douglas Adams fan and got my joke.


Duke

 

[AK_Conservative]

Oh, no doubt. If I was Karl Rove's mother, I would have aborted him.
:2razz:

The person below me is a Douglas Adams fan and got my joke.


Duke

Nope, no idea! Sorry!

The person below me has an incredible hankering for buckwheat! LOL

 

[cnredd]

Nope, no idea! Sorry!

The person below me has an incredible hankering for buckwheat! LOL

"Wookin' Pa Nub" rocks!

The person below me thinks this should be fun, and not include insulting political references in here...

 

[Kelzie]

"Wookin' Pa Nub" rocks!

The person below me thinks this should be fun, and not include insulting political references in here...

Yeah whatever, you Nazi. :2wave:


The person below me has a collection of thumb tacks

 

[Duke]

Yeah whatever, you Nazi. :2wave:


The person below me has a collection of thumb tacks

As a matter of a fact, I do!!! Not intentionlly, but I have this little forest of them that I stuck in my desk. It is pretty cool.

The person below me wants to kill Duke and steal his forest of thumbtacks from his desk.


Duke

 

[cnredd]

As a matter of a fact, I do!!! Not intentionlly, but I have this little forest of them that I stuck in my desk. It is pretty cool.

The person below me wants to kill Duke and steal his forest of thumbtacks from his desk.


Duke

Not at all!

Over 70 people in my company just got laid off, and the amount of thumbtacks, staples, pens, & paper clips left over is amazing...

I didn't get laid off, but I DID help myself to some rubberbands, a box of pens, some Handi-wipes, and two pairs of scissors that were still in the box...:2wave:

The person below me thinks TLC will never be TLC again, no matter who won the damn contest...

 

[AK_Conservative]

Not at all!

Over 70 people in my company just got laid off, and the amount of thumbtacks, staples, pens, & paper clips left over is amazing...

I didn't get laid off, but I DID help myself to some rubberbands, a box of pens, some Handi-wipes, and two pairs of scissors that were still in the box...:2wave:

The person below me thinks TLC will never be TLC again, no matter who won the damn contest...

You mean The Learning Channel? :lol:

The person below me believes the heavy metal alaskan band 36 crazyfists ROCKS! (email me for some of their stuff! .. oooops did i just say something illegal! i mean dont email me! lol)

 

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You mean The Learning Channel? :lol:

The person below me believes the heavy metal alaskan band 36 crazyfists ROCKS! (email me for some of their stuff! .. oooops did i just say something illegal! i mean dont email me! lol)

36 crazyfists???? Sounds illegal to me. Or it should be.

The person below me is at this very moment pretending to work while they are posting on Debate Politics.

Oh wait, that's me. But the person below me is doing it, too.

We live for danger.

 

[cnredd]

36 crazyfists???? Sounds illegal to me. Or it should be.

The person below me is at this very moment pretending to work while they are posting on Debate Politics.

Oh wait, that's me. But the person below me is doing it, too.

We live for danger.

Sorry...I'm off today...still up from last night(work an overnight shift and usually keep vampire hours...hope to be asleep by 1PM)...

The person below me thinks people get off "scotch free"...

 

[nickem]

I dunno about that, sublime's alrigght.

But i do know that the person below me digs on Phish. And has been completely worthless since they broke up.

 

[Kelzie]

I dunno about that, sublime's alrigght.

But i do know that the person below me digs on Phish. And has been completely worthless since they broke up.

No, I'm a vegan. Sorry. :2wave:



The person below me thinks Commander in Chief is the best show ever created.

 

[AlbqOwl]

No, I'm a vegan. Sorry. :2wave:



The person below me thinks Commander in Chief is the best show ever created.

Oh god no.....definitely its Survivor or American Idol or maybe even Fear Factor just to annoy my husband.

The person below me, however, has been abducted by space aliens.

 

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Oh god no.....definitely its Survivor or American Idol or maybe even Fear Factor just to annoy my husband.

The person below me, however, has been abducted by space aliens.

Yes, I was abducted by space aliens but they were on a humanitarian mission to save as many humans as they could from the depravities of American Idol and Fear Factor.

The person below me doesn't floss. tsk, tsk.....

 

[Duke]

Yes, I was abducted by space aliens but they were on a humanitarian mission to save as many humans as they could from the depravities of American Idol and Fear Factor.

The person below me doesn't floss. tsk, tsk.....

I floss all the time!!! I floss between my teeth, my fingers, my toes, my hair follicles, I would never think of not flossing, ever!!!

The person below me has lit Southern California on fire multiple times.


Duke

 

[cnredd]

I floss all the time!!! I floss between my teeth, my fingers, my toes, my hair follicles, I would never think of not flossing, ever!!!

The person below me has lit Southern California on fire multiple times.


Duke

They don't call me cnredd for nothin'...:2wave:

The person below me still laughs when they hear, "Me Chinese; me play joke; me put peepee in your coke."

 

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They don't call me cnredd for nothin'...:2wave:

The person below me still laughs when they hear, "Me Chinese; me play joke; me put peepee in your coke."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehehehehee

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oh yeah, I laugh

The person belows me thinks the president of the United States should wear more headbands.

 

[Kelzie]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehehehehee

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oh yeah, I laugh

The person belows me thinks the president of the United States should wear more headbands.

Really, who shouldn't wear more headbands?

The person below me has a Care Bears tee-shirt. And wears it when they're feeling blue.

 

[Duke]

Really, who shouldn't wear more headbands?

The person below me has a Care Bears tee-shirt. And wears it when they're feeling blue.

I listen to "Superman" by Goldfinger when I am feeling blue. I am listening to it right now...

Kelzie, I like your signature. Do you like mine? It is right down there...

The person below me likes my signature.


Duke

 

[Thorgasm]

I do like your signature!

The person below me can "Macguyver" a spaceship out of some rubberbands, a box of pens, some Handi-wipes, and two pairs of scissors that were still in the box

 

[cnredd]

I do like your signature!

The person below me can "Macguyver" a spaceship out of some rubberbands, a box of pens, some Handi-wipes, and two pairs of scissors that were still in the box

That equipment was taken for just for the occasion!...(nice reference)...:2wave:

BTW - The box held three pairs...The large ones were missing...i got the "medium" and the "small"...

The person below me thinks Danny DeVito should be held to the strict height rules on the rides at DisneyWorld...

 

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That equipment was taken for just for the occasion!...(nice reference)...:2wave:

BTW - The box held three pairs...The large ones were missing...i got the "medium" and the "small"...

The person below me thinks Danny DeVito should be held to the strict height rules on the rides at DisneyWorld...

hehehehehe......absolutely, and he should grow more hair on his back, too.

While we're on the subject of the dwarfish....
The person below me thinks The Phantom of the Paradise is a forgotten masterpiece of film history.
heheheheh, only people my age will understand.....