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The person below me

Billo_Really said:
I admit I've had a chuckle or two over ITT.

The person below me gave birth to a glazed cheese log.
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Nope, no cheese log children sticking around!!!

The person below me got busted for selling illegal cat nip!!!
 
Originally posted by @girl:
Nope, no cheese log children sticking around!!!

The person below me got busted for selling illegal cat nip!!!
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But I got off with a ticket.

The person below me uses Monisstat as a preservative when baking cookies.
 
Billo_Really said:
But I got off with a ticket.

The person below me uses Monisstat as a preservative when baking cookies.
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Well you don't need yeast in cookies anyway, so why not?

The person below me just won a raffle and 10 coupons to adopt critters at the local Humane Society shelter.
 
AlbqOwl said:
Well you don't need yeast in cookies anyway, so why not?

The person below me just won a raffle and 10 coupons to adopt critters at the local Humane Society shelter.
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Yup...

Now I have dinner for the next two weeks!...:doh

The person below me thinks "American Chopper" is a show about barbers...
 
cnredd said:
Yup...

Now I have dinner for the next two weeks!...:doh

The person below me thinks "American Chopper" is a show about barbers...
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what else would it be about?

the person below me has read every single post before this one.....they got a little frustrated :badpc:
 
goligoth said:
what else would it be about?

the person below me has read every single post before this one.....they got a little frustrated :badpc:
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No, I refuse to get frustrated, without a man these days.

The person below me thinks the lucky rabbits paw is from a factory.
 
@_girL........ said:
No, I refuse to get frustrated, without a man these days.

The person below me thinks the lucky rabbits paw is from a factory.
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Yeah, from a factory where they chop the feet off adorable little bunny rabbits.

The person below me still takes Flintstones vitamins.
 
mixedmedia said:
Yeah, from a factory where they chop the feet off adorable little bunny rabbits.

The person below me still takes Flintstones vitamins.
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Shhhh, dont tell anyone, not even my mommy, she will get mad!!!

The person below me thinks that everything, including the sun, evolves around them.
 
@_girL........ said:
Shhhh, dont tell anyone, not even my mommy, she will get mad!!!

The person below me thinks that everything, including the sun, evolves around them.
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It also revolves around me.

The person below me can lie right through their tooth.
 
independent_thinker2002 said:
It also revolves around me.

The person below me can lie right through their tooth.
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Nope, I have plenty of teeth for that.

The person below me thinks that its all the Mexicans fault.
 
@_girL........ said:
Nope, I have plenty of teeth for that.

The person below me thinks that its all the Mexicans fault.
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When it's a tequila hangover it is!

The person below me let the football team do body shots off of them.
 
independent_thinker2002 said:
When it's a tequila hangover it is!

The person below me let the football team do body shots off of them.
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umm.... erm..... football?!?! Whats that?!?

The person below me doesn't know what a viola is.
 
@_girL........ said:
umm.... erm..... football?!?! Whats that?!?

The person below me doesn't know what a viola is.
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I do to! It's what people who can't afford a violin play.

The person below me thinks got stuck in a revolving door.
 
independent_thinker2002 said:
I do to! It's what people who can't afford a violin play.

The person below me thinks got stuck in a revolving door.
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Those freakin doors are tricky.......

The person below me takes far too much pleasure out of the woopie cushions
 
goligoth said:
Those freakin doors are tricky.......

The person below me takes far too much pleasure out of the woopie cushions
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This is true...

Works wonders at funerals...

The person below me thinks the State of the Union should've been done by that speed-talker guy from the old FedEx commercials...
 
Originally posted by cnredd:
This is true...

Works wonders at funerals...

The person below me thinks the State of the Union should've been done by that speed-talker guy from the old FedEx commercials...
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It was actually the UPS guy from Mad TV.

The person below me had a one night stand with cnredd and now has the lifespan of a mosquito.
 
Billo_Really said:
It was actually the UPS guy from Mad TV.

The person below me had a one night stand with cnredd and now has the lifespan of a mosquito.
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Maybe, but it was worth it.

The person below me stole Billo's Jeri-Curl spray and he wants it back.
 
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