The word you were looking for is satire.
You have a Procrustean fixation, it doesn't need rebuttal.
Let's see if you can learn.
A fully Communist government has no private property. Typically, the currency was non-convertible, so any foreign trade was by barter. I'd still like to know what the DeBeers sent to Russia as part of Russia joining their diamond cartel.
These days, Russian and China have private property, and the currency is convertible.
There is a continuum between capitalism, and communism. There are no pure capitalist countries, and no pure communist countries. What you see, in the real world, is governments somewhere in the middle. It has to be that way.
There are, however, wide variations, in where they sit on the spectrum. Some European countries have a lot of government involvement. Social programs, generous education funding, etc.
Right wing types used to say Europe was on the edge of failure. But if you look at the most successful countries, like Denmark, they are doing better than we are, in a lot of ways.
Who knew life could get complicated?
