The Big Bang Theory

[Luna Tick]

I heard that all the gods and goddesses in the universe got together for an orgy one day and they got so hot and heavy that they all just exploded and that's what created the universe. Now they call it the Big Bang Theory. I'm never having group sex again.

 

[B L Zeebub]

I heard that all the gods and goddesses in the universe got together for an orgy one day and they got so hot and heavy that they all just exploded and that's what created the universe. Now they call it the Big Bang Theory. I'm never having group sex again.

so young, yet so wise

 

[Lucy Goosey]

I heard that all the gods and goddesses in the universe got together for an orgy one day and they got so hot and heavy that they all just exploded and that's what created the universe. Now they call it the Big Bang Theory. I'm never having group sex again.

Luna Tick thanks for explaining the big bang theory to me. As you know my mom had home birth in the basement and my dad dropped me on my head on the concrete floor when he tried to catch me bursting out into life, I guess he was nervous. So even though I'm really hot and sexually appealing I'm not the smartest crayon in the box.

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Luna Tick thanks for explaining the big bang theory to me. As you know my mom had home birth in the basement and my dad dropped me on my head on the concrete floor when he tried to catch me bursting out into life, I guess he was nervous. So even though I'm really hot and sexually appealing I'm not the smartest crayon in the box.

Yes. We know how highly intelligent crayons are.

 

[OxymoronP]

I heard that all the gods and goddesses in the universe got together for an orgy one day and they got so hot and heavy that they all just exploded and that's what created the universe. Now they call it the Big Bang Theory. I'm never having group sex again.

:rofl Funny.

 

[B L Zeebub]

Luna Tick thanks for explaining the big bang theory to me. As you know my mom had home birth in the basement and my dad dropped me on my head on the concrete floor

he must be a lousy shot or he forgot to open the furnace door.:lol:

 

[spud_meister]

he must be a lousy shot or he forgot to open the furnace door.:lol:

furnace door?
didn't some german bloke have a similar idea?

 

[spud_meister]

I heard that all the gods and goddesses in the universe got together for an orgy one day and they got so hot and heavy that they all just exploded and that's what created the universe. Now they call it the Big Bang Theory. I'm never having group sex again.

or if your a monotheist, lets just say god had a tissue

 

[Deuce]

or if your a monotheist, lets just say god had a tissue

Well he didn't dispose of it properly and look at the mess we have now!

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

I heard that all the gods and goddesses in the universe got together for an orgy one day and they got so hot and heavy that they all just exploded and that's what created the universe. Now they call it the Big Bang Theory. I'm never having group sex again.

The universe should have swallowed.

 

[Gardener]

I've long wondered why the stars in the heavens remind me of a pearl necklace.

 

[B L Zeebub]

poor old Halley only comes every 75 yrs, but when he does..............

 

[b.larset]

This is a hoot.
Not serious, slightly provocative and sensuously expressive with a smidget of sexual tension. The posts," they are a gettin better".

 

[reefedjib]

Incest. All the Gods are related, yet they all have a bang.

 

[Deuce]

Incest. All the Gods are related, yet they all have a bang.

Blasphemy. There is only one God. He bangs himself.

 

[reefedjib]

Blasphemy. There is only one God. He bangs himself.

And thus creates the universe. Yes, I know. All the gods are merely aspects and facets of the One.

 

[spud_meister]

Incest. All the Gods are related, yet they all have a bang.

well it's not like theres a celestial brothel out there, floating through the cosmos, they don't have much choice, and no-one wants sexually frustrated gods, who knows what they'd do :shock:

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

well it's not like theres a celestial brothel out there, floating through the cosmos, they don't have much choice, and no-one wants sexually frustrated gods, who knows what they'd do :shock:

Volcanoes my friend.


Vol. can. oes.