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So I'm laying in my hammock smoking a fine cigar and relaxing when my wife walks up and says "any way you can put one of those hanging chairs we have here so I can sit with you"? How do I tactfully tell her HELL NO, this is where I come to get away from your high maintenance ass?:lol:
So I'm laying in my hammock smoking a fine cigar and relaxing when my wife walks up and says "any way you can put one of those hanging chairs we have here so I can sit with you"? How do I tactfully tell her HELL NO, this is where I come to get away from your high maintenance ass?:lol:
Be glad she loves you enough to not flip you out of that hammock and make you put out that nasty smelling smoke.
Just sayin...
There is absolutely no safe way to communicate such a message to a human female.
So I'm laying in my hammock smoking a fine cigar and relaxing when my wife walks up and says "any way you can put one of those hanging chairs we have here so I can sit with you"? How do I tactfully tell her HELL NO, this is where I come to get away from your high maintenance ass?:lol:
So I'm laying in my hammock smoking a fine cigar and relaxing when my wife walks up and says "any way you can put one of those hanging chairs we have here so I can sit with you"? How do I tactfully tell her HELL NO, this is where I come to get away from your high maintenance ass?:lol:
So I'm laying in my hammock smoking a fine cigar and relaxing when my wife walks up and says "any way you can put one of those hanging chairs we have here so I can sit with you"? How do I tactfully tell her HELL NO, this is where I come to get away from your high maintenance ass?:lol:
It's called married for better or worse, ya can't lay there and say you didn't know the PMS her ass would need until after she announced she wasn't getting on her knees anymore. I suggest going to a hammock right outside isn't 'getting away'. I go over to the 'farside' of our homeplace when I want to get away.
Right outside is a bonding moment if ever there was one. go to the back 40 if you want to have some 'you' time.eace
Do you ever have any kind, gentle, loving stories about your wife?
I pushed reply with quote and here I sit looking at my screen with nothing to say.:lol:
That was no help at all, you suck!:lol:
Do you ever have any kind, gentle, loving stories about your wife?
That is very, very sad.
C'mon Josie, I'm just foolin around, liten up. Real men don't say nice stuff about their wives in public.:lol:
BTW: is there good money in the lumber business these days?
Yes....they do.
OK, she's very pretty, a good cook and fun to be around most of the time, HAPPY??????????????
So I'm laying in my hammock smoking a fine cigar and relaxing when my wife walks up and says "any way you can put one of those hanging chairs we have here so I can sit with you"? How do I tactfully tell her HELL NO, this is where I come to get away from your high maintenance ass?:lol:
So I'm laying in my hammock smoking a fine cigar and relaxing when my wife walks up and says "any way you can put one of those hanging chairs we have here so I can sit with you"? How do I tactfully tell her HELL NO, this is where I come to get away from your high maintenance ass?:lol:
So I'm laying in my hammock smoking a fine cigar and relaxing when my wife walks up and says "any way you can put one of those hanging chairs we have here so I can sit with you"? How do I tactfully tell her HELL NO, this is where I come to get away from your high maintenance ass?:lol:
Let's get this straight. You have no private space on your property other than your bathroom. And only then when you're having stomach problems.
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