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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.
While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies
Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?
I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
Heehee!!
That is too funny, Tucker!!!
LMAO!
That's a story you and your wife can share for a lifetime. OMG, Gary's gonna love hearing this.
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Does the apartment allow pets?
... maybe he's boning his small dog?
Wait, didn't you just say you'd keep it down?
(backs away slowly) :shock:
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.
While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies
Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?
I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.
While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies
Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?
I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.
While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies
Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?
I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
Damn, Tuck, Do you live in the world's foremost party pad or what?
nope.....i just purr. i would think a yappy dog would be very annoying. growls are okay, though.My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.
While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies
Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?
I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
All i'm gonna say is Pork's, Kim Cattrall, laundry room = die laughing funny.My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.
While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies
Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?
I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
I was in a hotel room with my wife and two young kids and the couple next door were banging their headboard against the common wall. Apparently they were a bit younger then I since this activity repeated itself hourly numerous times.
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.
While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies
Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?
I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
Back in the day, I had a girlfriend that did a manly grunt/sigh.
Talk about throwing you off.
She grunted in a "manly" fashion and then threw you off of her?
Are you sure she was a she?
Girls have penises, right?
Hmmmm... that depends on the definition of "have". Under certain definitions, the answer would be "sometimes".
Back in the day, I had a girlfriend that did a manly grunt/sigh.
Talk about throwing you off.
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