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So my upstairs neighbor is having one hell of a weekend

Ladies, have you ever barked like a dog while getting banged?


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Tucker Case

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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
 
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

Heehee!!

That is too funny, Tucker!!!
LMAO!

That's a story you and your wife can share for a lifetime. OMG, Gary's gonna love hearing this.
:lol:
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Heehee!!

That is too funny, Tucker!!!
LMAO!

That's a story you and your wife can share for a lifetime. OMG, Gary's gonna love hearing this.
:lol:
:lol:

My wife is not at all impressed by these events.

Especially when I said, "I don't know if I should go upstairs and ask them to quiet down or give him a high five and ask him for pointers."

She just gave me "the look" in response. :lol:
 
Does the apartment allow pets?
 
Wait, didn't you just say you'd keep it down? :confused:

(backs away slowly) :shock:

Okay, here's the truth. This is me:
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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

:rofl:rofl

Omg, that's hilarious, Tucker!

 
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

That's hilarious. :rofl

But I mean, some people get off to weirder things.
 
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

Damn, Tuck, Do you live in the world's foremost party pad or what?
 
Wait... WHERE'S MY DOG?!!! :eek::eek::eek:
 
I was in a hotel room with my wife and two young kids and the couple next door were banging their headboard against the common wall. Apparently they were a bit younger then I since this activity repeated itself hourly numerous times.
 
You know, I hate it when people go through life half-assing everything they do.

I can't believe you people have never done it doggy style properly. You should leave a rawhide bone on their doorstep. They get it. :2razz:
 
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
nope.....i just purr. i would think a yappy dog would be very annoying. growls are okay, though.
 
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
All i'm gonna say is Pork's, Kim Cattrall, laundry room = die laughing funny.
 
I was in a hotel room with my wife and two young kids and the couple next door were banging their headboard against the common wall. Apparently they were a bit younger then I since this activity repeated itself hourly numerous times.

Sorry, dude. :shrug: We didn't mean to keep you up all night. We just don't get that much "alone time."
 
My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

Back in the day, I had a girlfriend that did a manly grunt/sigh.

Talk about throwing you off.
 
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