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So my upstairs neighbor is having one hell of a weekend

Ladies, have you ever barked like a dog while getting banged?


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Tucker Case

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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
 

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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

Heehee!!

That is too funny, Tucker!!!
LMAO!

That's a story you and your wife can share for a lifetime. OMG, Gary's gonna love hearing this.
:lol:
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Heehee!!

That is too funny, Tucker!!!
LMAO!

That's a story you and your wife can share for a lifetime. OMG, Gary's gonna love hearing this.
:lol:
:lol:

My wife is not at all impressed by these events.

Especially when I said, "I don't know if I should go upstairs and ask them to quiet down or give him a high five and ask him for pointers."

She just gave me "the look" in response. :lol:
 

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Does the apartment allow pets?
 

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Wait, didn't you just say you'd keep it down? :confused:

(backs away slowly) :shock:

Okay, here's the truth. This is me:
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Now, if you will kindly scroll down whilst staring intently at the screen...











































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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

:rofl:rofl

Omg, that's hilarious, Tucker!

 

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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

That's hilarious. :rofl

But I mean, some people get off to weirder things.
 

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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

Damn, Tuck, Do you live in the world's foremost party pad or what?
 

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Wait... WHERE'S MY DOG?!!! :eek::eek::eek:
 

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I was in a hotel room with my wife and two young kids and the couple next door were banging their headboard against the common wall. Apparently they were a bit younger then I since this activity repeated itself hourly numerous times.
 

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You know, I hate it when people go through life half-assing everything they do.

I can't believe you people have never done it doggy style properly. You should leave a rawhide bone on their doorstep. They get it. :2razz:
 

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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
nope.....i just purr. i would think a yappy dog would be very annoying. growls are okay, though.
 

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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.
All i'm gonna say is Pork's, Kim Cattrall, laundry room = die laughing funny.
 

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I was in a hotel room with my wife and two young kids and the couple next door were banging their headboard against the common wall. Apparently they were a bit younger then I since this activity repeated itself hourly numerous times.

Sorry, dude. :shrug: We didn't mean to keep you up all night. We just don't get that much "alone time."
 

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My upstairs neighbor's new girlfriend has spent the weekend with him, and it's pretty clear he's having one helluva good time. And she is a very vocal girl.

While this has been pretty annoying, it also triggered an interesting question specifically for the ladies

Have you ever barked like a small dog while getting ****ed?

I swear to god this bitch made sounds that bring to mind the image of a chihuahua attacking a small rodent.

Back in the day, I had a girlfriend that did a manly grunt/sigh.

Talk about throwing you off.
 

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