Sexy male body parts

[rivrrat]

Ass is nice, but I love the "V."

 

[1069]

More like stuck in 1979! I remember when the chained wallets were a biker fad in the late 70's!

Really?
I didn't know any bikers in the 70s.
I was being held hostage by a bunch of crazy-ass hippies at the time.

 

[Catz Part Deux]

Chest, preferably hairy
Big, strong arms
Runner's ass
Runner legs

I prefer the way a cop or a military officer carries himself...muy caliente.

 

[mikhail]

Reading through this has made me realise how straight i am.Everything women seem to like about men i feel the opposite about women.

 

[JustineCredible]

Being bisexual makes me able to see the beauty in either gender.

 

[middleagedgamer]

Well, considering that I'm not gay, I had to ask my wife.

She says that she loves my eyes.

 

[Aunt Spiker]

The penis is decidedly NOT sexy. I know you guys hate to hear that, but it's just the truth. The penis is a tool used to satisfy arousal instigated by other sexy body parts.

Actually - I find my husband's penis to be unbelievably sexy and that's actually what I had in mind when I selected 'other' . . . not just because he's my husband, either - most assuredly, If I'm ever going to check a guy out that's what i'm looking at.

How more women don't find it to be extremely sexy is beyond me - I most certain do.

Aside from that - I suppose 2nd sexiest would be his arms - especially his biceps.

 

[middleagedgamer]

Actually - I find my husband's penis to be unbelievably sexy and that's actually what I had in mind when I selected 'other' . . . not just because he's my husband, either - most assuredly, If I'm ever going to check a guy out that's what i'm looking at.

How more women don't find it to be extremely sexy is beyond me - I most certain do.

I agree.

Erection = male horniness, which, in turn, causes female horniness

 

[Aunt Spiker]

I agree.

Erection = male horniness, which, in turn, causes female horniness

Not even when it's erect - or exposed . . . just there is fine with me. It doesn't need to be erect for me to be aware of what it's capable of.

 

[middleagedgamer]

Not even when it's erect - or exposed . . . just there is fine with me. It doesn't need to be erect for me to be aware of what it's capable of.

Well, at the same time, picture this:

Husband has an erection.

Wife is the only other woman in the room.

This means that Wife is making Husband horny.

Wife takes that as a compliment. It means that she's still hot after all these years.

Wife thinks to herself "Hmmm, how do I reward that nice compliment? Maybe, if I put his schlong in my mouth, that'll be a pleasant reward!"

Do you disagree with my logic?

 

[Aunt Spiker]

:rofl

As Ralphie May would say, "Women, there are two gifts (and they're FREE) that every man would love to get for his birthday or any day instead of an ugly ass polo shirt. One: Oral . . . and the other: Silence."

 

[middleagedgamer]

:rofl

As Ralphie May would say, "Women, there are two gifts (and they're FREE) that every man would love to get for his birthday or any day instead of an ugly ass polo shirt. One: Oral . . . and the other: Silence."

I do not dispute the first one.

However, silence is one of those gray areas.

I think the biggest reason that men like it when women shut the hell up is because the different genders think and communicate in totally different ways. Remember, men are from Mars; women are from Venus.

For example, when a woman says "I'm not mad at you," that typically means that she is mad at you, but having to tell you why she's mad at you is only going to make her madder. Whereas, in guy terms, "I'm not mad at you" means "I'm not mad at you."

 

[Aunt Spiker]

I do not dispute the first one.

However, silence is one of those gray areas.

I think the biggest reason that men like it when women shut the hell up is because the different genders think and communicate in totally different ways. Remember, men are from Mars; women are from Venus.

For example, when a woman says "I'm not mad at you," that typically means that she is mad at you, but having to tell you why she's mad at you is only going to make her madder. Whereas, in guy terms, "I'm not mad at you" means "I'm not mad at you."

Ralphie May explains the difference in the genders adn the inner working of both minds . . . watch "Prime Cuts" and become all knowing, if you're not all knowing already

 

[middleagedgamer]

Ralphie May explains the difference in the genders adn the inner working of both minds . . . watch "Prime Cuts" and become all knowing, if you're not all knowing already

So, you want me to learn about women by watching a TV show?

Listen, my marriage is already successful enough as it is. I don't need any "help."

 

[rivrrat]

Actually - I find my husband's penis to be unbelievably sexy and that's actually what I had in mind when I selected 'other' . . . not just because he's my husband, either - most assuredly, If I'm ever going to check a guy out that's what i'm looking at.

How more women don't find it to be extremely sexy is beyond me - I most certain do.

Aside from that - I suppose 2nd sexiest would be his arms - especially his biceps.

Yeah... see.... the penis isn't something I ever look at on a guy unless I'm about to stick in one of my orifices.

 

[Magill]

I care about what the penis looks like. I am actually rather particular about it. But I wouldn't say that I find it sexy, in just looking at it. I never watch my husband get out of the shower and stare down his penis. I do other body parts though.

 

[Sov]

Yeah... see.... the penis isn't something I ever look at on a guy unless I'm about to stick in one of my orifices.

What about on a chick with a dick? Do shemales count as guys?

 

[Aunt Spiker]

So, you want me to learn about women by watching a TV show?

Listen, my marriage is already successful enough as it is. I don't need any "help."

:rofl
You're not a Ralphie May fan! *nooo* say it ain soooo*!
Don't ruin my laughing by getting all serious on me, now!

 

[Sov]

I'm surprised the board's number one sex kitten, lizzie, hasn't voted in this poll!

 

[Gardener]

the penis isn't something I ever look at on a guy unless I'm about to stick in one of my orifices.

Just be careful when you do.

The eardrum is a very delicate instrument.

 

[Aunt Spiker]

Now I'm stumped.
If one doesn't find an object appealing or sexy - why would you want it in you?

 

[rivrrat]

Now I'm stumped.
If one doesn't find an object appealing or sexy - why would you want it in you?

I don't find my vibrator sexy... :shock:

I don't find the ***** itself sexy either, but I can very much find the woman attached to it sexy and want to have sex with her.

I dunno, I just don't find the penis itself sexy. It's what it's attached to that may or may not be sexy.

 

[Sov]

You mean you've never had sex with a chick with dick then? Damn conservative.

 

[1069]

I don't find my vibrator sexy... :shock:

I don't find the ***** itself sexy either, but I can very much find the woman attached to it sexy and want to have sex with her.

I dunno, I just don't find the penis itself sexy. It's what it's attached to that may or may not be sexy.

Well, I consider genitals more utilitarian than aesthetic.
Let's not forget that they are combination organs of both generation and excretion.
Which is a little bit odd, when you think about it.

 

[Aunt Spiker]

Hmm.
If I didn't find my husband's penis to be attractive I don't think our sex would be as good.

I wonder how many guys don't find their wife's vagina to be appealing. :thinking And I seriously hope my husband's not one of them.