You mean you've never had sex with a chick with dick then? Damn conservative.
No way. I want my women to be women and my men to be men.
Well, I consider genitals more utilitarian than aesthetic.
Let's not forget that they are combination organs of both generation and excretion.
Which is a little bit odd, when you think about it.
OK, you prefer a traditional mechanistic meta-interpretation of gender as socially constructed by patriarchal hegemony. I only ask that you don't be too big of a dick about it...No way. I want my women to be women and my men to be men.
OK, you prefer a traditional mechanistic meta-interpretation of gender as socially constructed by patriarchal hegemony. I only ask that you don't be too big of a dick about it...
How could you leave out the face?
His wallet. :mrgreen:
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Because we have faces!
OK, you prefer a traditional mechanistic meta-interpretation of gender as socially constructed by patriarchal hegemony. I only ask that you don't be too big of a dick about it...
wait, you like something different in porn than you do in RL?
I know; I was messing of course.No, I just don't find women with dicks to be even remotely attractive. Not even a strap on.
Is it something you like in porn that you also tried 'IRL' and found you didn't like, or do you mean you've just never tried it 'IRL'?Of course.
Hmm.
If I didn't find my husband's penis to be attractive I don't think our sex would be as good.
I wonder how many guys don't find their wife's vagina to be appealing. :thinking And I seriously hope my husband's not one of them.
I know; I was messing of course.
Is it something you like in porn that you also tried 'IRL' and found you didn't like, or do you mean you've just never tried it 'IRL'?
OK. I was just curious whether you'd tried them for real and found them lacking or just didn't want to try them for real to begin with.There are some fantasies that should remain fantasies. Some that I know for a fact would NOT be a turn on for me IRL due to inhibitions, nervousness, physical discomfort, etc. But in the fantasy, or in the porn, those things aren't issues.
You say that knowing that dick pics are against the rules here. So we're expected to take your statement on faith.I'm actually rather particular about penii. J has a perfect one.
wait, you like something different in porn than you do in RL?
For many people the stuff that's off limits in "real life" would include simple same-sex activities, or even anal sex with anyone, swinging, one night stands, etc. What is beyond the pale 'IRL' is actually very subjective.Yeppers.
I like the things that would give old ladies nightmares and Catholics the compulsion to expell the demons from the internet.
Yeppers.
I like the things that would give old ladies nightmares and Catholics the compulsion to expell the demons from the internet.
Max Hardcore? Steve Sweet? Meatholes? Pissmops? Paintoy? Belladonna?reverse cowgirl? :shock:
You say that knowing that dick pics are against the rules here. So we're expected to take your statement on faith.
BTW, I have a thirteen inch penis, but superstitions aside it has given me nothing but good luck.
I'll look into penis reduction surgery.A 13 inch penis would make me cry. In horror.