Almost every piece of information the site proffers about the world and, more worryingly, itself, is a demonstrably deliberate falsehood. Anyone who takes the site seriously, despite the evidence of its utter unreliability and lunatic views which springs to the eye almost immediately upon visiting it, is either a Nazi, a blind ideologue or a complete idiot.
[h=2]Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near[/h]
A truly grim “urgent action bulletin” issued by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) earlier today states that the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) has received word from “highly placed” sources within the Pentagon that President Barack Obama this past week cancelled his trip to Asia and has retreated with many of his top aides to the mysterious and newly built White House bunker in preparation for what many in the world’s intelligence agencies are calling the “Big Event.” - Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As
This has got to be a hoax. I mean seriously I am a conservative and this is laughable. Actually if you want real entertainment, read the comments.
If I posted this in the wrong place, I ask a mod please move it.
Well, I'd better find my own top secret bunker (so top secret that this EU rag will instantly know all about it!) before the horrendous onslaught of... "The Big Event!" Keep your heads down, people, catch you on the other side... unless the Zombie Apocalypse hits first! :lamo
Obligatory Der Untergang reference time!
+1 First in with Godwin! Good job Fiddy.
I don't see what this "Big Event" could possibly be, since the Breaking Bad finale was last week.
A new season of The Walking Dead premieres this Sunday.
[h=2]Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near[/h]
A truly grim “urgent action bulletin” issued by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) earlier today states that the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) has received word from “highly placed” sources within the Pentagon that President Barack Obama this past week cancelled his trip to Asia and has retreated with many of his top aides to the mysterious and newly built White House bunker in preparation for what many in the world’s intelligence agencies are calling the “Big Event.” - Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As
This has got to be a hoax. I mean seriously I am a conservative and this is laughable. Actually if you want real entertainment, read the comments.
If I posted this in the wrong place, I ask a mod please move it.
I am glad everyone is getting a big laugh out of this. I am sitting in my Obama-bunker right now laughing at you who will be destroyed when the "big event" happens.
The first comment:
"Hard to believe NO AMERICAN NEWS SITE, STATION, RADIO OR TV, has a snippet of this. What is going on?"
I hope Kim puts a microphone to his ass, farts, puts it on Youtube and says - "seeeee I fooo uuuuuuu hahahaha - uuuu so stoooopid... how u like my big event now partyboy #U get Owned"
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