As many here know, I and others in the conservative arena scoff at masks. There has never been any real scientific testing unless you want to consider a few wonks in a lab using hair dryers or other things like snow blowers to see how far water droplets will go through various materials such as TShirts, underwear, handkerchiefs, N95 masks, silk, satin, wool and aunt Mary's home knitted specials. As is often the case, the sheep believed these people because they are "in authority" and did not question them when they proclaimed that "Based on 'science', we, the anointed ones, are putting out an edict that humans SHALL wear masks because those who have COVID can infect those who don't."
I have heard here and on the news we all 'trust' that this mask prevents the COVID infected person who may not even know he has it from giving COVID to YOU! Presumably then, and logically, it follows that a mask prevents that person from emitting COVID your way. That means that his or her mask prevents YOU from catching it. Am I right so far?
BUT-.........we have people who don't believe this stuff. They are the ones accused of not believing "authority" and people with initials behind their names and like Hirono said that we must believe women, we must believe scientists. But, we had people at Trump's convention, at Sturgis, at his rallies, in Sweden who don't wear masks.
So, I have come up with a brilliant solution for which I expect the Nobel prize and am putting it out there so Al Gore or Obama can't claim it. Those who live in fear can wear TWO masks. They can wear the mask that the non masker SHOULD wear in addition to the mask they have on!! Viola! A liberal can walk smugly in confidence and flip off a mask scofflaw and get in his maskless law breaking face and say "Ha ha. You can't harm me. I have YOUR mask on and mine!"
This plan would serve two purposes. It would save only the 'two masker' liberal while those wearing no masks who are conservatives would die. This would leave the world with just liberals and a glorious place to live in. A Utopia. I would suggest that the second mask be worn backwards to emulate how the non mask wearer would have worn it, had he worn one. It could also be out of old blankets, TShirts, socks or whatever to match what probably would have been worn.
There ya have it. My plan to save humanity.
