The one that annoys me the most is "perception is reality". If perception is reality, shouldn't Bernie Madoff be released? After all, his "investors" perceived that they were making money.
A close second is: "If you can't measure it, you can't manage it". Hey genius, if I have to be constantly entering metrics into your management system, how is any work going to get done?
The one that annoys me the most is "perception is reality". If perception is reality, shouldn't Bernie Madoff be released? After all, his "investors" perceived that they were making money.
A close second is: "If you can't measure it, you can't manage it". Hey genius, if I have to be constantly entering metrics into your management system, how is any work going to get done?
the company's most valuable asset is our human capital
pushback
risk forward
pretty much most corporate speak. i'm all for delivering a high quality product to the client / customers, but the mannequinesque, once-removed from actually saying what you mean language that we use to communicate with each other can be a little irritating.
**** it, though. i have a job, i'm going to do my best to do it well, and if that's the culture, that's the culture. it's not the first time that i've found peopling to be annoying, and i doubt that it will be the last.
We are streamlining...... translation- get that resume up to date
We are realigning - translation- see above
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