Massa: Rahm Emanuel "Would Sell His Own Mother" For Votes

[texmaster]

"Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn, Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) said. "He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive."

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: "I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me."

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I knew Rahm was nuts but that is a clear breach of protocol in a locker room.

 

[Thorgasm]

"Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn, Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) said. "He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive."

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: "I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me."

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I knew Rahm was nuts but that is a clear breach of protocol in a locker room.

He could have been poking him somewhere else with something else. Let's be thankful for that. :rofl

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

He could have been poking him somewhere else with something else. Let's be thankful for that. :rofl

Depending on the locker room that might not be a breach of protocol but SOP

 

[Thorgasm]

Depending on the locker room that might not be a breach of protocol but SOP

Wrong party.

 

[Tucker Case]

How many votes could he get for his mother if she's the devil's spawn?

Also, if your mother was actually the devil's spawn, would it be immoral to sell her for votes?

And quite frankly, if my children were the great-grandchildren of Satan himself, I'd probably strap them to the front end of a steam locomotive. It's be better for society that way.

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

Wrong party.

Well Barney Franks wouldnt mind, Republicans seem to go for the bathroom stall instead

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

How many votes could he get for his mother if she's the devil's spawn?

Also, if your mother was actually the devil's spawn, would it be immoral to sell her for votes?

And quite frankly, if my children were the great-grandchildren of Satan himself, I'd probably strap them to the front end of a steam locomotive. It's be better for society that way.

If your mother was the devils spawn, would you want to make her angry

I would expect the devil's spawn to have some rather impressive powers, and making her/it angry would not be good for your health I would expect. And being the devils spawn they wouldnt really be upset at turning your insides to mush and feeding you to the maggots

 

[Tucker Case]

If your mother was the devils spawn, would you want to make her angry

I would expect the devil's spawn to have some rather impressive powers, and making her/it angry would not be good for your health I would expect. And being the devils spawn they wouldnt really be upset at turning your insides to mush and feeding you to the maggots

Well obviously, but that doesn't answer my questions. :lol:

 

[Lord Tammerlain]

Well obviously, but that doesn't answer my questions. :lol:

It would not be immoral to sell the devils spawn (they dont have morals)

As for your devil's spawn grandchildern, I would be carefull in trying to strap them to the front of a locamotive

As for the number of votes you could get

It depends on her powers. With mind control, most likely a very large number of votes

 

[Mach]

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Member of Congress".

If I had to put money on his outrage at that incident, I'd analyze it as follows.
These are trivial for any congress person, they intentionally seek this out by getting elected and by serving:

1. The genetic pit-bull of the opposition party confronting you
2. The pit-bull of the party using an awkward momemnt to intimidate you.
3. Finger poking

I mean, nothing to see here right? What he was miffed about and why he'll never forget it:

4. Rahm's schlong was nearly touching the tile floor. It was a fatal blow to any average man's "size security".

Some people are just genetically gifted intimidators.

 

[Deuce]

They have locker rooms?

 

[liblady]

"Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn, Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) said. "He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive."

Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: "I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me."

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I knew Rahm was nuts but that is a clear breach of protocol in a locker room.

somehow i have the feeling rahm had nothing to be embarrassed about.

 

[RightinNYC]

They have locker rooms?

And a ****ing gorgeous gym, as opposed to the broken down ****hole that staffers get.

As to the OP: I don't think anyone, left or right, who knows (or knows of) Rahm would disagree with that sentiment. It's part of his "charm."

 

[Apocalypse]

How many votes could he get for his mother if she's the devil's spawn?

Also, if your mother was actually the devil's spawn, would it be immoral to sell her for votes?

And quite frankly, if my children were the great-grandchildren of Satan himself, I'd probably strap them to the front end of a steam locomotive. It's be better for society that way.

Those are some very conflicting paradoxes there sir Tucker. :2razz:

 

[RightinNYC]

somehow i have the feeling rahm had nothing to be embarrassed about.

I'm envisioning it playing out like this:

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First clip.

 

[Tucker Case]

This guy should be happy that a poke in the chest is all he got. If he were an Illinois taxpayer, Rahm would've ****ed him in the ass.