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So, you're a part of something - a sports team, a business association, who knows - and you need supplies. A specific, individual item, in fact. Definite in color, at the least, brand doesn't matter. The entire team/group/organization agreed on this one item, and from how they talk, they make it sound like it exists. Only, when you set out to find it, it's not in any of the stores that they guarantee that it's sold at. In fact, one of the stores they sent you to doesn't even have it in the book to possibly special-order from.
So you drive to several places, perhaps 4, or 6, or 8, seeking out said item because it is very important you find it.
It just doesn't exist.
So you arrive at the next meeting, without said item, and everyone else has it.
Obviously they found the magic source where this item isn't only plenty, but it was really a store dedicated to selling this one rare and unique item, and you weren't told about it - it's a conspiracy.
:lamo This is what I dealt with, today. A few days ago the cheer team decided on 'red - no show socks.' I went to 9 sports and department stores today - no one. NO ONE sells or carries RED NO SHOW SOCKS. Not a single pair.
It never happens to me.
you are one of those guys who never wear white socks
It never happens to me.
Coincidentally, also the original name of Penthouse Forum.
roflmao
I just submitted some of my work to penthouse - maybe I can be the lie of "well they have really good article" LOL
Pics or it never happened.
No - You don't like my playground. :nahnah:
So, you're a part of something - a sports team, a business association, who knows - and you need supplies. A specific, individual item, in fact. Definite in color, at the least, brand doesn't matter. The entire team/group/organization agreed on this one item, and from how they talk, they make it sound like it exists. Only, when you set out to find it, it's not in any of the stores that they guarantee that it's sold at. In fact, one of the stores they sent you to doesn't even have it in the book to possibly special-order from.
So you drive to several places, perhaps 4, or 6, or 8, seeking out said item because it is very important you find it.
It just doesn't exist.
So you arrive at the next meeting, without said item, and everyone else has it.
Obviously they found the magic source where this item isn't only plenty, but it was really a store dedicated to selling this one rare and unique item, and you weren't told about it - it's a conspiracy.
:lamo This is what I dealt with, today. A few days ago the cheer team decided on 'red - no show socks.' I went to 9 sports and department stores today - no one. NO ONE sells or carries RED NO SHOW SOCKS. Not a single pair.
Pics or it never happened.
You first.
Last time I made that agreement with a woman, she reneged on it. I'm still waiting. Something about too busy to go to the work bathroom for 3 minutes.
1) Buy white socks.
2) Kill a dude with a knife.
3) Put socks on knife wound.
4) ???
5) Profit.
That would just result in brown socks.
Blood dries brown.
You and Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.
Then again, what difference does it make what color "no show" socks are?
So, you're a part of something - a sports team, a business association, who knows - and you need supplies. A specific, individual item, in fact. Definite in color, at the least, brand doesn't matter. The entire team/group/organization agreed on this one item, and from how they talk, they make it sound like it exists. Only, when you set out to find it, it's not in any of the stores that they guarantee that it's sold at. In fact, one of the stores they sent you to doesn't even have it in the book to possibly special-order from.
So you drive to several places, perhaps 4, or 6, or 8, seeking out said item because it is very important you find it.
It just doesn't exist.
So you arrive at the next meeting, without said item, and everyone else has it.
Obviously they found the magic source where this item isn't only plenty, but it was really a store dedicated to selling this one rare and unique item, and you weren't told about it - it's a conspiracy.
:lamo This is what I dealt with, today. A few days ago the cheer team decided on 'red - no show socks.' I went to 9 sports and department stores today - no one. NO ONE sells or carries RED NO SHOW SOCKS. Not a single pair.
So, you're a part of something - a sports team, a business association, who knows - and you need supplies. A specific, individual item, in fact. Definite in color, at the least, brand doesn't matter. The entire team/group/organization agreed on this one item, and from how they talk, they make it sound like it exists. Only, when you set out to find it, it's not in any of the stores that they guarantee that it's sold at. In fact, one of the stores they sent you to doesn't even have it in the book to possibly special-order from.
So you drive to several places, perhaps 4, or 6, or 8, seeking out said item because it is very important you find it.
It just doesn't exist.
So you arrive at the next meeting, without said item, and everyone else has it.
Obviously they found the magic source where this item isn't only plenty, but it was really a store dedicated to selling this one rare and unique item, and you weren't told about it - it's a conspiracy.
:lamo This is what I dealt with, today. A few days ago the cheer team decided on 'red - no show socks.' I went to 9 sports and department stores today - no one. NO ONE sells or carries RED NO SHOW SOCKS. Not a single pair.
Were they expecting reciprocation? I just assumed that Brett wanted to slap his junk out there for her to see. Besides, his wife ain't half bad so he has a pretty good consolation prize.
I've heard that since that incident and since he retired Brett doesn't get out that much anymore. I'm guessing Mrs. Favre clued Brett into how much he'd lose in a divorce. Brett put his johnson back in his pants and hopped back up on the tractor. :lol:
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