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From an Obama basher

jujuman13

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KFC has just announced its Obama chicken lovers' menu. Nothing but left wings and a$$holes.
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Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah-

Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.

Obama created new states from out of the void.

Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.

Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.

Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.

Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.

Obama's flock has millions of sheep.

Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.

You must have no other candidates before Obama.

Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.
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"In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. Or, as Democrats call it, Barack Obama."
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"Barack and Michelle Obama are looking for a church in Washington to attend. Apparently, the Obamas ask every prospective pastor the same question: 'Have you ever been videotaped screaming 'God damn America!'?"
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Yes Barack Obama is proof that no matter how far a black man goes in life, he still lives in government housing.
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OBAMA is not black hes 1/2 white so u can look at the cup 1/2 full or 1/2 empty
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Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.
 

Wiseone

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Damn these are truly God awful jokes, I mean have of them I can't even figure out what is the punch time. Good lord, seriously, what is going through your head that makes you think its funny or that its anything but a waste of text.

I really hope that its been posted for us to laugh at, not laugh with, because thats the only reason I could see posting it. Please don't say you are trying to pass this off as 'serious' humor.
 

RightinNYC

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Damn these are truly God awful jokes, I mean have of them I can't even figure out what is the punch time. Good lord, seriously, what is going through your head that makes you think its funny or that its anything but a waste of text.

I really hope that its been posted for us to laugh at, not laugh with, because thats the only reason I could see posting it. Please don't say you are trying to pass this off as 'serious' humor.
The KFC one in particular is incredibly tired. I remember hearing that as "the hillary special - two left wings and no breasts" at least 15 years ago.
 

spud_meister

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if we convinced Obama to join this site, would **** like this count as personal attacks?
 
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