jujuman13
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KFC has just announced its Obama chicken lovers' menu. Nothing but left wings and a$$holes.
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Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah-
Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.
Obama created new states from out of the void.
Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.
Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.
Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.
Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.
Obama's flock has millions of sheep.
Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.
You must have no other candidates before Obama.
Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.
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"In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. Or, as Democrats call it, Barack Obama."
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"Barack and Michelle Obama are looking for a church in Washington to attend. Apparently, the Obamas ask every prospective pastor the same question: 'Have you ever been videotaped screaming 'God damn America!'?"
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Yes Barack Obama is proof that no matter how far a black man goes in life, he still lives in government housing.
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OBAMA is not black hes 1/2 white so u can look at the cup 1/2 full or 1/2 empty
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Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.
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Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah-
Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.
Obama created new states from out of the void.
Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.
Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.
Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.
Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.
Obama's flock has millions of sheep.
Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.
You must have no other candidates before Obama.
Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.
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"In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. Or, as Democrats call it, Barack Obama."
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"Barack and Michelle Obama are looking for a church in Washington to attend. Apparently, the Obamas ask every prospective pastor the same question: 'Have you ever been videotaped screaming 'God damn America!'?"
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Yes Barack Obama is proof that no matter how far a black man goes in life, he still lives in government housing.
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OBAMA is not black hes 1/2 white so u can look at the cup 1/2 full or 1/2 empty
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Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.