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Female Masturbation (1 Viewer)

gooseneck said:
Is this a real thing?
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are you kidding? this muct be a joke lol
do you not know that the adult toy industry is a billion-dollar industry? and the majority of toys are not for men lol

also, theres whole genres of porn that are based of off womens wants . . .again that exist because of the HUGE market for it.

hope that helps ;)
happy hunting and exploring!
 
No. Like the Moon Landing, Vaccines, and the female clitoris, the existence of female masturbation is completely false.

Don't listen to the propaganda they're trying to teach your kids on Sesame Street.

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Is this a real thread?
 
lwf said:
Is this a real thread?
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The OP claims to be both female and a communist. They have a total of 10 posts.

I smell a troll.
 
gooseneck said:
Is this a real thing?
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I don't know. I ask that to myself everytime I masturbate. Is this real? Or is it just a lie made up by the devil? Or is it a simulation?

Do Androids Dream of Female Masturbation?
 
lwf said:
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Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

[Verse 1]
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

[Verse 2]
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[Verse 3]
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

[Verse 4]
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

[Outro]
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
 
Felis Leo said:
No. Like the Moon Landing, Vaccines, and the female clitoris, the existence of female masturbation is completely false.

Don't listen to the propaganda they're trying to teach your kids on Sesame Street.

:roll:
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Right? Totally fake. I've never done that, ever. Totally never done that. In fact, females in general are fake news. We don't exist.
 
Felis Leo said:
No. Like the Moon Landing, Vaccines, and the female clitoris, the existence of female masturbation is completely false.

Don't listen to the propaganda they're trying to teach your kids on Sesame Street.

:roll:
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Spoken as a true Trumpet.
 
TheGoverness said:
I don't know. I ask that to myself everytime I masturbate. Is this real? Or is it just a lie made up by the devil? Or is it a simulation?

Do Androids Dream of Female Masturbation?
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I have heard good things.....
 
TheGoverness said:
Right? Totally fake. I've never done that, ever. Totally never done that. In fact, females in general are fake news. We don't exist.
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I knew it. It was all a liberal feminist conspiracy to make me feel inadequate.
 
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had ten inches lord I almost died
But I spent so many years waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on


But there you are another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a french fry
I should have known it was bull****
Just a sad pathetic dream
I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans

Go on now go!
Walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only 4
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count

I will survive I will survive
Cause as long as I have batteries, my sex life is gonna thrive
I will always have good sex from a hand full of latex
I will survive
I will survive
hey hey hey
 
Carjosse said:
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

[Verse 1]
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

[Verse 2]
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[Verse 3]
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

[Verse 4]
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

[Outro]
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows
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Close, but no cigar.

 
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